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13Can Someone Please Explain How This Couple Works?

Color me a moron, but how the fuck are these two still together?

Everything I know about Avril Lavigne (bratty Canadian pop-princess who’s had the same hair since 2003) and Brody Jenner (spoiled white boy/son of a celebrity athlete with a penchant for Barbie-like girls) says that they shouldn’t work together. If I had to imagine these two at home, it would just be a long series of arguments where Brody wants Avril to shut up and “just act normal” and Avril wants Brody to go skateboarding and rip the heads off rodents.

This relationship just screams “ongoing publicity stunt” to me. Except we don’t see them out together all that often and they’ve yet to pay a visit to Brody’s dad while the Keeping Up With The Kardashians cameras were around. I’m truly puzzled (but I do love her shoes!)

What do you think it is that keeps these two desperates together?

January 22, 2011 at 12:58 pm by Molls

13 Responses to “Can Someone Please Explain How This Couple Works?”

  1. evilbeetdouche says:

    Is she wearing one of her Wal-Mart line of hoodies?

  2. Anonymous says:

    lol she’s physically confusing.

  3. C says:

    No, Molls, I cannot explain how this couple works because I don’t know either. It makes no sense.

  4. ltc says:

    It something that bothers me every time I see a picture of them. How does this work? Why?!

  5. margie says:

    they’re both famewhores

  6. c. says:

    this is actually quite easy to figure out.
    he’s with her because she’s a celebrity. she’s with him because she’s a teenybopper who probably watched all the hills episodes and thinks he’s cute! and that’s pretty much all it is. i find it funny that he’s starting to wear skinny ties and checkered sneakers now, though.

  7. ann says:

    opposites attract?

  8. Megan says:

    Avril is so pretty.I wish i wuz that pretty.

  9. marissa says:

    okay, honestly, this is one of the most un educated “news stories” i have ever read. First of all… Avril lavigne in 2003 had brown hair.. what is her hair color now.. OH! look, its blonde and pink. Next, she does not want to “rip the heads off of rodents” just because she was a little tom boyish back when she was 16, doesn’t mean she is still like that now. People change, they grow up, let her be with who she wants to be. They seem to really like eachother and I think they look good together.

    okay, peace.

  10. ronnie says:

    isnt that the puma.. jb shoes he’s wearin…!!!!!!!!

  11. Bailey Evans says:

    huh she really brings back the 80′s

  12. ronnie says:

    yo man she dus…

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