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The One in Which I Feel Bad For Tila Tequila

You know, I rag on Tila Tequila as much as the next person. I think she’s a conniving, vindictive, lying little famewhore that deserves zero iotas of fame, because not only is she talentless, but she’s also vapid and insipid, and tries to hide that with her big fake tits.  And that’s just bad.

But lets put aside my personal opinions on Tila Tequila’s inadequacies. These photos were taken of Tila Tequila in the aftermath of the ‘Juggalo Gathering,’ where she was attacked. Many said that Tila was making the incident up, but after Method Man’s admission that he, too, had problems with the crowd, many people changed their stories and said, ‘Hell, if Meth was attacked, Tila must have been, too, ’cause she’s so much more obnoxious.’

My opinion? While her ass shouldn’t have been there anyway — because really, who wants Tila Tequila at any public event that they have to pay money for; I’d be pissed, too — it was totally wrong and reprehensible for the crowd to react in the way they did. It was said that she ‘insulted’ the crowd. Funny thing.  Method Man was attacked because he supposedly ‘insulted’ them, too. My thoughts? These assholes in the audience were looking to be ‘insulted,’ and jumped at the chance to intentionally injure an onstage performer, no matter who it was, or what straws they had to grasp at in order to justify it.

So, yes. Tila Tequila is a pain in the ass, and she definitely does have some evident personality disorders and a plethora of emotional issues to match, but she is a person. And anyone who says that she ‘deserved’ this or ‘should have gotten worse’ is as bad as the people in the audience who were bombing people — OTHER LIVING, BREATHING HUMAN BEINGS — with broken glass, shit and beer cans.

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  • the day her “career” is completely taken away and she’s not given opportunities to “sing” at a “festivals”, it is THEN that i MIGHT feel for her…..until then, not a chaaaaance. GO AWAY HO

  • fuck giving her sympathy.
    why does she have such a huge bandaid on her face for a tiny scratch that probably has already scabbed over.

    Attention whore to the max.

    I dont want to see anymore posts on this whacked out bitch.

    • I agree about the bandage being a load of shit. That cut was minuscule, so she puts on mummy attire and a sad expression, then tours the neighborhood so the paparazzi get a good look.

      I’d maybe, possibly have the smallest shred of sympathy for her if she didn’t go around boo-hooing about everything bad that happens to her. She’s milking it up too much for me to care.

    • that band-aid is probably the same size that i’d use for a nasty paper cut. tila tequila’s so small, i caught her and her posse one night in my closet, fixing my shoes.

  • djinny is right. You go to one of the Juggalo things, you better be a juggalo or you’re gonna be in some trouble. She should never have signed up for that thing; if she’d had a brain in her head . . . but we already knew the answer to that one.

  • Yeah, she is a fame whore and is severely emotionally retarded but the things you people are saying about her deserving to get hurt are just obscene. A person who is so obviously starved for attention has problems and I only pity her. I’ve hoped that people I hate get hurt, die, whatever but I KNOW them and they’ve hurt me. None of you know this woman personally. She’s done nothing except be a dumbass. Since we’re being so venomous here, I really do hope that you randomly get the shit kicked out of you at some point.

    As for being a juggalo, jesus christ what a bunch of fucking losers.

    @Sarah~I know this will mean absolutely nothing to you, but I apologize for being a complete ass to you in an earlier post.

  • Somebody should have rushed that stage and stomped on her head—-that piece of shit is a blight on humanity.

  • The woman is a compulsive liar and uses anyone she meets for publicity. She was told of the threats to harm her prior to going on stage. She chose to go there and did the wrong thing. If anything she realizes this is something to use for publicity again….to turn her image around (but will inevitably screw it up) and milking it for everything it’s worth. Do I feel bad for her? Absolutely not because I’ll bet anyone she’s grateful that this actually occurred. Look at the media frenzy. She loves it.

  • tooo bad they didnt kill her. i want her dead so badd. fucknig whore using up oxygen on this earth.

  • all I got to say is it was uncalled for but you talk shit about the juggalo fam then yo ass gets beat it’s as plain as that whoop whoop

  • wow, we get it shes a dumbass nobody needs 50 posts, all saying the same thing. for real alot of people said that she wants attention well you guys are looking like her