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For some reason I can’t identify, Tila Tequila went to a Gathering of the Juggalos concert in Illinois and appeared on the same stage as the Insane Clown Posse. As she was making her way on stage, things got bad fast:
“I went onstage and immediately, before I even got on stage, DUDES were throwing HUGE STONE ROCKS in my face, beer bottles that slit my eye open, almost burnt my hair on fire cuz they threw fire crackers on stage, and they even took the sh*t out of the port-0-potty and threw sh*t and piss at me when I was onstage.”
Oh, Tila, honey! But wait – it gets worse:
“These people were trying to kill me. So then after the last blow to my head with the firecracker they threw at me exploded, my bodygaurd and the other security grabbed me and ran as fast as they could to the shitty trailor. Since their security SUCKS, the 2 thousand people ran after us, trying to kill me. They almost got me so they finally reach the trailor, blood all over myself, cant stop bleeding, then all of a sudden, all 2 thousand people surround the trailor and busts the windows!!! Even the guys INSIDE with me were shaking! Their hands were shaking cuz they were so scared! So 3 guys inside the trailor had to grab a table and push it over the broken windows and grabbed all the chairs they could find so hold the people from outside back. It was scary as hell!”
This sounds absolutely terrifying, and I’m not even being a little bit sarcastic. I mean, getting firecrackers and feces thrown at you and being forced to barricade yourself in a trailer would be scary regardless, but just imagine if the people that were doing these things to you were dudes with scary face paint. Not even Tila Tequila deserves that.