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Dec 27, 2009 at 08:29 pm by Evil Beet
Designer Marc Jacobs and his boyfriend (rumored husband) Lorenzo Martone soak up the sun, and a little bit of each other, on St. Barth’s Christmas Eve.
Okay, who’s got the hotter St. Barth’s boyfriend: Marc Jacobs or Avril Lavigne?



















































































































lol
for a second I was like, what’s avril’s new beau doing with the famous designer guy?
hey dude, there’s this really great co. called Schicks- try em out!!
Avril Lavigne got the hotter guy.
And maybe it’s just a sign that my standards have plummeted to reasonable levels, but I totally wouldn’t say no to these guys, either.
EWWW! Ringo Starr cloned himself!
Double ewww- schubbly guy and skinny tatoo guy. You have very low standards!
I’ve never seen so many shitty tattoos in my life.
Yeah, what is up with those white trash tats on MJ???
Ha, ha – I like the male Pebbles look (as in Pebbles and Bam Bam).
They are sooo cute together! I hope they are married. I LOVE gay ppl! FUCK homophobes.