Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Avril Lavigne and Her New Man

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Nobody — the photo agency included — seems to know who this dude is, but the recently divorced Avril Lavigne spent the week looking awfully cozy with him on St. Barth. I have to admit, this guy looks sexy. Douchey, but totally do-able.

I ran into her ex-husband, Deryck Whibley, a couple months ago at a party. I’d never seen him in person before. I always thought he looked kind of odd in photographs, but sometimes people are much more attractive in person than in photographs. Not so of Deryck. He was almost strikingly unattractive. Not just, like, plain-looking, but the kind of unattractive you go home and tell your friends about. If I were Avril, I’d just bang douchey, hot models for the next year or so to clear out my system.

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