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9Just Married!

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They just got engaged in July after Ivanka’s conversion to Judaism, and now Ivanka Trump is the proud and happy wife of Jared Kushner.

Trump married her super-rich guy (he owns the New York Observer) Sunday at Trump National Golf Club in New Jersey.  As an aside, I was reading up on the Kushner family this morning.  The groom’s father, Charles, was released from jail in August 2006 after serving less than two years for tax evasion and intimidating witnesses.  One of those FBI witnesses was his sister’s husband.  Charles hired a prostitute to seduce his brother-in-law.  He videotaped the whole event and sent the tape to his sister.  Nice. Guy.

Anyway, the fete was your basic low-key  Trump affair with a Vera Wang dress, 500 guests, Regis Philbin singing and though it hasn’t been reported as such, let’s assume Ivana was there with a 24 year old on her arm.  Good luck, kids!  Hope you both signed a serious prenup.

October 26, 2009 at 5:13 am by Wendie
Filed Under: Ivanka Trump

9 Responses to “Just Married!”

  1. Bump says:

    Regis stated this morning on “Live with Regis and Kelly” that he did not sing at the event.

    • Anonymous says:

      Two questions:

      1. Who the fuck actually watches “Live with Regis and Kelly”?
      2. Who the fuck cares whether Regis sang at the event?

  2. Anonymous says:

    rumour has it her bush looks just like her old mans noggin!

  3. daniwho says:

    Anyone know Ivanka’s age?

    She reminds me a lot of Lisa Kudrow… a bit younger but still….

  4. yobee says:

    so true…she does look like Lisa Kudrow

  5. Hey Ya says:

    Oy – mind your p’s and q’s Ivanka. You’ve got a father-in-law you don’t want to piss off. And I wonder what his son’s values are like?

    I just wish that she hadn’t gotten a boob-job.

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