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Noah Cyrus Has Once Again Been Allowed To Dress Like an Underage Skank

Noah Cryus' Halloween Costume

Noah Cryus wore what looks like a cut-down version of a Fredericks Of Hollywood teddy, some knee-high boots and bright red lipstick to a Halloween party over the weekend. This isn’t the first time the nine year old girl has been dressed wayyyyy too sexy for her age. She and her BFF cousin Emily also walked a red carpet in swimsuits earlier this year. It doesn’t help that the girls make over-sexualized, flirty eyes at the camera. Whatever innocence could be used to defend these trashy costumes is immediately made irrelevant when you see how very aware these girls are of what they are “supposed” to be imitating.

If I were to imagine how this came about, I would think that, like most children, Noah put in a costume request to her mom and they went shopping together and picked this out. Well, probably more like mom put in a call to a stylist who brought over several options and the two of them agreed upon this one. That right there is the problem. At least four more inches of fabric need to be on that costume, and Tish Cryus should not only recognize, but demand that her daughter pick something more suitable. That’s the way these things work. That’s how you ensure that your daughter doesn’t dress like this every day by the time she’s 14. Not to mention the absolutely miserable message this sends to girls who are fans of Miley and see that her sister dresses like this, allowing to think that on any planet, anywhere that this is an appropriate way for a young girl to dress.

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  • Those boots alone are inappropriate for someone under 18 maybe 16! Yeah it’s Halloween but no way in hell will I let my future kids, cousins or nieces dress like a skanky witch.

  • Make it go away! My eyes! My eyes! I am sorry, and I know she is just a kid, but that girl is unfortunate looking to the nth degree! Making her look like a tramp does not hide it either! I would love to bitch-slap her parents for putting her in those clothes and her out for all the world to see. Yikes!

    • YES. Unfortunate is exactly the first word that comes to mind when I see this little girl. Her sister’s not particularly attractive, either, but I can see how her looks appeal to people (particularly her fanbase.) This one … has a bit of the Michael Kutcher curse.

  • As my conservative mother would say, “That skirt is so short, I can see what she had for lunch!”

    I’m not sure I knew what eyeliner was when I was 9, let alone knew what to do with it/wanted to wear it. Children are supposed to be pure and innocent, not caked in makeup and wearing skirts that are about two centimeters long and high-heeled leather boots. Halloween excuses girls above the age of 17 or so to dress like skanks but Halloween is certainly no excuse for a 9 year old to wear something like this.

  • how many more cyrus spawn are there? sterilize those parents already! and seriously, this costume: what the hell?
    “underage skank” isn’t the half of it.
    so not cool.
    9 YEARS OLD. a 4th grader. i already knew ma and pa cyrus had poor judgement for everything Miley, but this really takes the cake.
    oughta be a license required for raising kids. clearly the cyrus family is deranged. AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY.

  • Someone should call CPS….honestly….she is in as much danger as the children of the balloon parents….ugh!

    • Her big sister didn’t dress like this when she was 9. Her parents shouldn’t give in when she demands to dress like her teenage sister. Instead, they should take that opportunity to have a discussion about age appropriateness.

  • I think she looks sexy and hot. She’d be a blushing bride if she lived in my neck of the woods. Bring on the moonshine and possum stew and let’s party baby.

  • This is just very inappropriate- the outfit and the makeup, the whole thing. I wonder does the thought of all the creepy pervs out there getting off on this ever cross the minds of the Cyrus parents? Why would anyone think this is appropraite attire for a 9 year old, Halloween or not? Just very distasteful and trashy (and I’m talking about the parents).

  • She’s wearing the scariest Halloween mask I’ve ever seen!!!

    Oh, wait. That’s NOT a mask…?


  • how can you put “fuck-me-boots” on a 9-year-old????!!!!!!
    her parents should go to jail! i mean it. people go to jail for less than this.

  • I didn’t know dressing like a prostitute was a popular halloween costume for children!?!

    I wish people would boycott this family!

    • Exactly what I thought when I saw this why is nobody standing up to them Nd saying hello you can’t dress a child like this I mean holy shit that’s beyond disgusting. WTF is wrong with the world today!?!?

  • Little kids like to play dress ups, but the end result should always be that they look comically ridiculous..not like a whore.

    I’m 24 years old, I would never go out publicly looking like that becuase it invites the wrong sort of attention.

    • EXACTLY, why would any parent in their right mind let their child dress this way and bring that sort of attention to a NINE year old. There are enough sickos out there and they are just giving them easy access material. Ugh. Totally disturbing.

  • This is yet further evidence that this entire family is nothing more than a bunch of clueless, backwoods, redneck hicks with money. Any talent that anyone in this family is supposed to have eludes me. The entire family just gives further credence to the belief that anyone with a southern twang in his or her voice is the product of first cousins mating.

    • Back off. Dialect does not equate to idiocy. Judging the whole south, really? That isn’t at all idiotic.

    • Yeah Alan, you stupid fucking yankee bastard! Come down to the SOUTH and we’ll skin and tan your prejudiced hide like a highbrow deer you ignorant motherfucker. And we’ll fuck you and your momma too, you tiny dicked yuppie scum. Although, you were right about the first cousin thing. She were delicious.

  • I remember on a documentary about pedo’s, the guy said that ‘when you put makeup on your child, you’re (the parents) telling me she’s ready’.

    • janey, i don’t think i will be able to sleep tonight after that pedophile quote… that is seriously creepy, and i wish every parent in america would read it. about noah and her skanky costume, i wonder what kind of message the parents think is being sent by dressing their 9 year old up like a hooker? she is a child and probably just feels pretty and grownup, but the parents should know better. and why are they never photographed with this kid? does she have a driver who just drives her to appearances alone? this entire family gives me the icks.

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  • What disturbs me the most is that these photos of these young girls are circulating around the internet now for all the creeps to gawk at. Ugh.

    These people need to take responsibility and realize that everything they do is watched. Whether they want to be or not, they have become role models and are influencing young girls to think it is acceptable to dress/behave this way.

    People like the Cyrus’ family, Lohan’s and Spears’ are just further contributing to the demise of our youth.

    • That’s EXACTLY what I was thinking–how many pedos out there are sharing these pictures? Ugh…and the comment above about “make-up/she’s READY” makes my stomach hurt.

      I actually find this worse than Ali Lohan right now. This is a NINE year old CHILD, for God’s sake.

  • I’m 16, and my parents would NEVER let me go out looking like that. Noah’s a baby, she’s like 9! Just saying…

    • I’m 18 and my parents would be like HELL NO you are not leaving our house until you change into proper clothes.

  • she looks exactly like the cyrus brother, trace.
    and no matter how much makeup u put on her she is still one ugly kid.

  • I don’t know. I think you guys are making a big stink about nothing. While I personally wouldn’t let my five year olds walk around in dominatrix boots, I really don’t think this costume is all that bad.

    • I like to think hooker heels I couldn’t get away with at sixteen, let alone nine, and a skirt that barely covers her ass is pretty bad. Most definitely bad considering she’s at a public party where her parents had to have anticipated pictures would be taken of her and put on the internet – and the internet is a fucked up enough place already.

  • i’m disturbed by this outfit like everyone else, but i’m more disturbed by the comments about how “ugly” this little girl is. she is old enough to google her own name. these hurtful comments will come back to her somehow or another and i’m sure it will do wonders for her self-esteem. everyone knows how girls with low self-esteem dress.

  • everyone calling her ugly is dumb, doesnt everyone remember that ages 9-13 are the ‘awkward years’? you are supposed to be weird and starting to transform, so your teeth are a mess, you are unproportional, etc. its just these celeb parents want to skip over that for some reason. dumb. and yeah, she’s fodder for the pedos there. good job p’rents.

  • This is really REALLY sad. Her parents have no idea HOW to be parents, and their children are going to crash and burn. Tragic – and, Im sure the pedophiles out there are having a field day.

    Whats worse is that there are so many horrible comments with regards to her appearance. She’s a baby. Have some mercy on her.

  • Oh, yes, the Cyrus clan of perverts… I wonder if her father/parents/Miley will defend her in this case as Billy “Pimp” Ray defended Miley’s pole dancing. Paedophiles from all the world unite&rejoice! Here she is NOAH CYRUS, 9 goin on’ 30!!! Besides, to accuse her for having got the wrong clothes is stupid. She has nothing/little to say regarding her choice of career, clothes etc. The adults behind her (parents) are pulling the strings. And the situation wont change when shell grow up. No way. She, like Miley and countless others are nothing but puppets. Suri Cruise&Brangelina’s human menagerie included.

  • Totally innappropriate. Obviously. However, she’s not an ugly child. She looks “ugly” because she’s dressed like a woman instead of a little girl. Her teeth haven’t come in properly and she’s not proportioned like an adult yet. Poor thing.

    • That is exactly right. She may not be the most beautiful child, but I’m sure she looks perfectly adorable when she’s dressed appropriately (like a normal 3rd grade little girl). The Cyrus parents are IDIOTS!!

  • This literally makes me sick. What parent would allow this? This is disgusting and WRONG. She’s 9. COVER HER UP. And she’s not ugly, she’s a CHILD. Anyone who calls a 9-year-old “ugly” needs to realize what they’re saying. She doesn’t have the intelligence to dress herself properly or put on makeup properly (nor should she!), she’s NINE. This is blatant parental negligence and it’s terrifying that there are parents like this out there.

  • I feel like my browser was hijacked to some Kiddie porn site. Disturbing.

    I half expect the cops at my door now. *delete*

  • To anonymous Oct. 26, 7:22AM:

    You prove my point more effectively than anything I could say. We should have never let you back ino the Union, after we whipped your asses.

    • Yeah, and now I’m sure you’re just so happy with your White House pick as well, Yankee scum. I hope you’re one of the first in line when they decide to lynch the ignorant. I’m sure your fucking family tree includes quite a few chikenshits who turned and ran instead of dug in and fought. BTW, who the fuck names their kid ALAN? Pussy!

  • this is awful, she is 9 YEARS OLD! she is a child and the fact her parents’ though it was okay to let her dres this way is just disgusting!
    my neice is 13 and wouldn’t even consider dressing this way, more to the point im 19 and wouldn’t dress like this!
    to “kentuckyboy” what the fuck, this is why children should be dressed like this, you said she looked “sexy and hot” thats just fucking sick. she’s a CHILD,

  • this is awful, she is 9 YEARS OLD! she is a child and the fact her parents’ though it was okay to let her dres this way is just disgusting!
    my neice is 13 and wouldn’t even consider dressing this way, more to the point im 19 and wouldn’t dress like this!
    to “kentuckyboy” what the fuck, this is why children should be dressed like this, you said she looked “sexy and hot” thats just fucking sick. she’s a CHILD,

  • this is awful, she is 9 YEARS OLD! she is a child and the fact her parents’ though it was okay to let her dres this way is just disgusting!
    my neice is 13 and wouldn’t even consider dressing this way, more to the point im 19 and wouldn’t dress like this!
    to “kentuckyboy” what the fuck, this is why children should be dressed like this, you said she looked “sexy and hot” thats just fucking sick. she’s a CHILD, so what does that make you?

    • It makes me married to my fifth cousin on my granny Simpsons side, you dumb 19 year old washed up birthing machine, that’s what it makes me. You’re just jealous that you’re not 9 and looking hot to trot, crybaby.

    • Can everyone please stop criticising her looks (facial)? She’s just a little girl, what’s the matter with you all! Bitching about the looks of a little girl whose age isn’t even in double digits yet is pathetic and nasty. You’re all so quick to point the paedophile finger (I’m guessing this is an American thing) and you’re all absolutely paranoid that every other person in the USA is a kiddy fiddler (I’m sure every single picture of an under-16’s thigh has been masturbated over more times than Paris Hilton), yet you all talk about her like a fellow woman, even worse- like competition! It’s your shallow, looks-obsessed culture that perpetuates paedophilia, NOT the other way around.

      • And ure all blind and stupid. Go dress ur little daughter like that for instance and let her go out. Its paedophilia rite in front of u but u are too stupid to see. Shoot urself.

      • We are obsessed with looks because we actually have women worth being obsessed with. The only Brit. that was gorgeous and worth a damn was Princess Di, but the queen and her ex thought it more prudent to have her driven into a concrete tunnel abutment.
        Ugly Brits! (I’m guessing your a Brit. because you sound as stupid as one, and your also defending being ugly……which is typically British).

  • I made a comment about this to my boyfriend the other day when we were in Wal-Mart looking at kids’ Halloween costumes. There were tons of trampy looking costumes for kids even younger than her. Tiny schoolgirl kilts, skanky fairies, etc.

    Halloween is the most counter-intuitive holiday ever.

    Tart up your underage child, then send them unaccompanied to strangers’ houses to ask for candy.

    Hmm. Makes sense to me!

    When I was aged 7-9, I dressed up like a dinosaur, at my insistence. I was then a clown for several years. My friends were gypsies, spooky (not skanky) witches, etc. Stop sexualizing your daughters! It’s CREEPY.

  • Im a 22 year old girl n even i feel gross looking at this! Its horrible! Where The Hell are her parents?!!?! Are they serious?!! If i saw a 14 year old dressed like that id tut (im British) and think ‘what a tramp’, but she’s not even in high school! In England she’s still 2 years away from high school, she’s in year 4/5 over here! At that age i wore shorts down to my knees, baggy sports t-shirts, and trainers everywhere! I was a bit of a tomboy and hated dresses! Even at halloween i wanted to be a witch – but that involved a black bin bag as a cape and face-paint! What a joke!
    She’s a paedophile’s dream! And her parents are sick!! Shouldn’t be allowed children if they cant even provide appropriate clothing for them!

  • I’am against calling a little girl names. She’s imitating what she sees and thinks is adult, she doesn’t have parents who have any sense and they had to know she would be singled out and reviled because they didn’t tell her it was an inappropriate costume for her age. 22 at a frat party – it would have been a hit.

    Try to remember who and what her mother is, she was a groupie who dumped her kids by various bar band members on her mom’s door step like they were kittens, she cared more about dick than her kids and until she met BillyRay and kept having kids by him *her brass ring* she was pretty unfit as a parent. I think the blame should be placed on the right person. Not a kid who doesn’t have a mother who knows any better than to do this to her daughter – who was sure to be made a fool of publicly. Think about what kind of mother would buy something like this for a child to be so sexualized and think it was okay.

    • so because he mother is mean that gives her the right to look like she just got back from the street corner to walk the red carpet.

    • yes. I agree. Completely. that was the first thing I thought. Why would parents let their CHILD go out dressed like that – and with a face of make-up that makes them look like that!! Shouldn’t they have their child’s best interests at heart??

  • should i be scared of this ? cause i am .___. i cant believe people make slutty-like clothes for little girls > > ridiculous

  • Anonymous:
    I was sure that eventually the word “Lunch” would be included in your argument. I guess that’s the way all of you mentally challenged rednecks settle things.

    • Dear Alan,

      Pal, when I mention lunch, it doesn’t mean some fairy assed organic meal with tofu and shit, you rainbow flag waving chest waxing douche. I got a hunnerd dollars that you hit the gym with cocksucking tunes by Kanye West and The Smiths blasting on your Iphone you hopelessy less than hip, pubic hair groomed fucking liberal Ralph Lauren wearing a-hole. As far as how rednecks settle things, I just hope there’s a tree limb outside your boring assed hipster condo that’s low enough for me to throw a rope over. Again, who the fuck admits to being named Alan?

  • Hound dawgs, rusty pick-up trucks and the Confederate flag-what a legacy. The debate is over. I won. Crawl away and lick your wounds.

  • If that isn’t the image of Americas future “Mega Porn Star” I don’t know what is. For a father to allow a child to wear that, he must be the one feeding her the pipe already. FUCKING GROSS!!!!

    • By the way Alan, this isn’t me ^, sorry but I’ve been busy bleaching a stain out of my KKK hood for the next State of the Union drinking game party at the First Baptist Church (we drink every time Obama says “George Bush”) and haven’t been able to write today. When you’re through masturbating over your Nancy Pelosi youtube collection, check yourself out in the mirror and make sure your George Michael 5 o’clock shadow is lookin’ good before you head to the nearest mens room stall for dessert.

  • It’s a fucking halloween custume,, relax. And any1 saying this is too “sexy” for a 9 year old girl is sick,, shes frikking 9. The word sexy should not even be in your head when it comes too a 9 yeah old.. Also it seems like alot of the ladies on this site are very mean sprited towards this little girl with your hateful comments, What the fuck is wrong with most of you people here?? Envious and jealous of a 9 year old? Patheic

  • omg whats wrong with u people u act so fucking dumb shes going to school and what do u think the little children in her class are saying. get a grip and shut the fuck up u ass holes.

  • also miley and her parents are a shame i would never put clothes on my child that way if i caught her in that i would woop her ass.

  • look im nine and i dont dress like that. i thought noah would grow up better unlike miley im discusted that girl/ miley/her parents need some help

  • Okay, it does look like she hiked her skirt up, maybe she did that part all on her own? We’ve already established the fact that Noah Cyrus is an attention whore. So what? Look who her sister is. I bet there’s some serious favoritism going on at the Cyrus home. Noah sees her sister acting and dressing like a slut so of course she wants to do it too! In her 9 year old mind, she probably thinks that imitating her sister is a good idea because it gets her a lot of attention, and her parents really aren’t helping by letting her dress like a prostitute.


    Do you want to know WHY everyone is pointing the pedophilia finger? Because there are a LOT of pedophiles out there. Do a search of convicted sex offenders in your area, and you’ll see that there are probably some right down the street. Just think of all the unconvicted sex offenders out there. They could be right next door to you. It’s a very scary thing, especially if you are a parent.

    Our culture is based off of more than looks, and if you were from here you would know that. We are not as shallow as you think we are. You should never assume that you know everything about a country you’ve probably never visited based on STEREOTYPES. Honestly, if you wish to insult the United States, then for God’s sake come up with something a little more original.


    To insult members of your own country in such a way is ridiculous, and I hope you get shot for your remarks. Southerners are the SAME as northerners, except we have different accents (sometimes) and are a hell of a lot more friendly. Also, you don’t seem to be able to comprehend sarcasm very well. You sound like a complete idiot.

    A lot of you are calling Noah ugly, and while that is unfair, most of the Cyrus children (Trace, Miley) are rather unfortunate looking so there doesn’t seem to be much hope for her.

  • OK im her age im 10 years old i dont dress like that i only were one thing that she also wears it called ooh lala couture wait atlist i dont dress like her in that

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