You know what? I tried being nice to Melissa Joan Hart, but it’s just not working for me. Yeah, she lost a bunch of weight and yeah, she opened up a candy store but she’s not a nice person. I think, on some level, I knew that. Therefore, I’m back to using the most unflattering pictures of her that I can find.
New York Post is reporting that Hart was telling people at KTLA in Los Angeles that she’d been hoping Farrah Fawcett wouldn’t die last week because then she’d be bumped off the cover of People.
A couple of things here: Melissa Joan Hart should be grateful that People even wrote an article about her. As a matter of fact, MJH should be grateful that she’s even permitted to live in the Hollywood area. Secondly, Melissa had nothing to worry about it. People makes it a practice to leave irrelevant bottle-blonds on the cover, even when television legends die.