Good morning and Happy Monday! Did you guys enjoy Evil Beet’s new writer Kelly as much as I did? She had me laughing all weekend and I wished Monday would never come. As a matter of fact, I looked in the mirror this morning and sighed, “Ah, you again?” The only thing that can cure me of the Monday blues is to talk about love.
I don’t know if we can really categorize this as love, it could just be great head, but Josh Groban is reportedly hooking up with Katy Perry. Now, when I say “hooking up” what I really mean is that someone, better known as “an unnamed source close to the couple,” probably saw the two of them simultaneously reach for the same dispenser at Yogurtland. If they spoke to one another, that could be classified as “making wedding plans.” I think we just have to stay tuned on this to see if any pictures of the two actually appearing within five hundred feet of each other ever crop up prior to acknowledging that the world’s weirdest union is unfolding right before our eyes.
Unrelated yet related in my scary mind: Does anyone watch Ugly Betty? I do, and I think Betty’s boyfriend Matt looks like Josh Groban. I put him in the gallery just because.