Yep, our favorite mono-legged vegan has crawled into bed with Burger King as spokesperson to promote their new vegetarian burger. In exchange for services provided, BK is leaving $6M on the ethical (as long as ethics don’t include taking money from burger-flinging fast food chains) meat shunner’s nightstand. And by “shunned meat”, I mean Paul McCartney’s dick.
A spokesperson for Heather only had this to say: “Heather has been a vegan ever since she lost her leg and she has been developing and refining vegan recipes ever since.”
I can’t fathom the dark depression I would plunge into if I lost a leg. The only thing more devastating than losing a limb? Losing bacon.