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19Okay, Fine, I Bite: We’re Running the Perez Hilton/Jonathan Jaxson Sex Transcripts

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Update: I fixed this so you guys can see the images.

Update 2:
Okay, now I’m getting emails from radio and TV stations asking if I can help them score Jonathan for an interview. Loves it.

Look.

Normally the last thing I want to do is give any publicity to either Jonathan Jaxson or Perez Hilton. But this was just too good to pass up. So this is going to be, like, more of an extensive rant than a normal blog post, because I have a lot to say on the matter.

You all know who Perez is, but let me give you some background on Jonathan. He popped up on the celeb blogging scene about a year ago, but he has a long and distinguished history of fame-whoring. He’s been on like 18,000 reality TV shows, each less self-respecting than the last, and is basically willing to do anything to get you to talk about him. I’ve emailed with him a few times, and, frankly, find him to be a nice enough guy, but he has a habit of making up email addresses and sending out disturbing self-promoting emails that kind of make me want to slap him.

Here’s just one example — an email I got on September 5, 2007 from a “Bart Ray.”

Hi,

I am writing you regarding former Hollywood publicist
turned blogger, Jonathan Jaxson and a sex video I just
got hands on of he and Bobby Trendy. It is crazy.
These are some screen shots of the two I have
uncovered that Bobby sent me prior to leaking the
tape.

Whoa. This JJ kid is crazy and beautiful.
(www.jonathanjaxson.com)

http://www.justusboys.com/forum/showthread.php?t=178467

Bart

You need a login to check out the photos on JUB, so I emailed “Bart” back (knowing full well it was JJ) asking if he could just send along the photos, and he happily obliged. If you guys really care, let me know, and I’m happy to post them, but, at the time, I decided against it, because the photos of “Bobby Trendy” didn’t have his face in them, and the photos of Jonathan didn’t have his penis in them, and the whole thing was just very boring and stupid. But this is just one example of the semi-regular emails I get from Jonathan and his pseudonyms. It’s relentless. In November 2007, I got an email from a “stanleyjason31@yahoo.com” alerting me to a tape of Jonathan masturbating on dudetube or some shit. I did a brief post on that one. The video is down now, but, as I recall, it was really, really dirty — I think it was the tape Perez refers to in these transcripts. Really dirty. Like I get embarrassed just thinking about the possibility of me making a tape like that, even if it were for the sole purpose of burning it immediately afterward. Never, never, never. (You’re welcome, Mom.)

So anyway.

On Thursday morning, this ran in the NY Post:

MARIO Lavandeira – better known as online gossip “Perez Hilton” – encouraged a handsome young blogger to send sex tapes of himself while he was making promises of promotion for the blogger’s own fledgling Web site.

Jonathan Jaxson – a former publicist and founder of gossip site JJ’s Dirt – told Page Six he sent Lavandeira sexually explicit videos of himself with the hope of Lavandeira’s help, which never materialized.

“He would tell me he would give me stories for my blog,” Jaxson, 24, said of Lavandeira, 29. “He used me.”

We’ve obtained pages of lengthy AOL Instant-Messenger chats between Jaxson and “Perez Hilton,” who has risen to fame with his Web site, where he doodles on photos of celebrities accompanied by scathing insults.

The New York Times ran a gushing puff piece on “Perez” Tuesday, reporting he gets 2.8 million visitors a month and is in talks with Warner Music for his own label because he has such a great ear for new music.

In an exchange from Sept. 1, 2007, Lavandeira told Jaxson, “you should totally make a sex tape . . . (but not with me).” Jaxson wrote back, “I will have to make one on here for you tomorrow and e-mail it to you.” Lavandeira responded, “Hot! Do it now!”

The next afternoon, Lavandeira asked Jaxson, “When are you sending me that video you promised?” Jaxson responded, “If you do a phone blog with me for my blog . . . as if I am cold calling you in attempt to get advice for my blog. You can be totally rude. I don’t want others to know we talk.”

The next day, Lavandeira asked again, “Where is that video?”

Jaxson told Page Six he sent Lavandeira videos of himself masturbating and other forms of “sex videos,” but said he only met Lavandeira in person three times – once in Florida and twice in New York.

“I fell in love with Perez. I thought he had a huge heart . . . but he’s just a [bleep]hole,” Jaxson told us. “We started working together and communicating on how to make my blog bigger. Then it got more personal and intimate.”

Lavendeira had no comment.

On Thursday afternoon, I got this in my email, from — who else? — stanleyjason31@yahoo.com:

Love your blogs. Here is the AIM chats the NY post got ahold of from Perez Hilton & Jonathan Jaxson. They talk major sex in exchange for publicity. You must read!!!

Here you go!!!

Stanley

Amusingly, “Stanley” hasn’t learned the art of the blind CC; the email also went out to the teams at Jezebel, Defamer, Fleshbot, Gawker, the Superficial, DListed, TMZ, Hollyscoop, Jossip, and — my personal favorite — MSNBC.

So, basically, like, here’s the moral: Fame is a disease. And Jonathan Jaxson has a very serious, debilitating case of it. Listen closely, people: if I ever get to the point where I’m sending the goddamn “what would you do to me if you were here?” AIM chats I have with dudes I’m dating to fucking goddamn Jezebel in the hopes that they’ll actually print it just take me outside and shoot my head off. Don’t ask questions. Just kill me. I’m unsalvageable.

But I digress.

The truth is, though, these transcripts really are a must-read. I mean, seriously, guys, there’s a part in there where Perez brags about his 8.5 inch cock (although he claims he hasn’t measured it since high school). It’s fucking genius.

Full transcripts are after the jump. They’re not safe for work; there’s a lot of penis in there, kids. Lotta penis.

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February 29, 2008 at 2:20 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Perez Hilton

19 Responses to “Okay, Fine, I Bite: We’re Running the Perez Hilton/Jonathan Jaxson Sex Transcripts”

  1. noname says:

    i can’t see the pictures :(

  2. hotttt hunk says:

    thats one nice pussy i wanna lick is sooooo bad and set a word record for the longest pussy licking lol :)

  3. lollylicious says:

    he should just skip all the runaround and go straight to rehab. shortcut to fame.

  4. Melissa says:

    I never understood the relevance of this pig-nosed fat ass that draws on pictures.

  5. snowball says:

    dear beet please try to stay away from this filth as you recover from your unfortunate illness and wash your hands again sweetie lol

  6. Melissa says:

    cum stains no less…. is that all it takes to be an American Idol these days? Boy, our country is really plummeting down the crapper, huh?

  7. Pinkey says:

    Perez Hilton is a hot mess.

  8. jedimaster says:

    How do you read them, when I click it just returns to this same page?

  9. yum says:

    Can’t read the transcripts, but I’ll take your word for it. Perez should know how quickly anyone can fall, enjoy the ride chubby.

  10. Mathieu says:

    Clicking on the thumbnails directs to the same page as well…

  11. jessicamarie says:

    omg i checked out JJ’s site and it is lame as hell.

  12. Roma says:

    I’m surprised that Perez hasn’t made mention of any of this…

  13. Aurora says:

    perez is so fucking ugly he would have to take it up the ass, no one would wanna look at his fat ugly jizz guzzlin’ face. EW GAG!!!!!

  14. JK aka Mr. NYC says:

    Why doesn’t Perez eat a dick with A.I.D.S in it and just die already..What a fucking tool!!!!!!

  15. lollylicious says:

    dont take this wrong but i have seen that first dick pic online a couple times on profiles. it is well used.

    im sure it would be easy to find.

    im sorry that i am knowledgeable about that dick pic, and i offer no other explanation.

  16. JK aka Mr. NYC says:

    ^^^A woman who looks for online cock shots is precious. I will post mine too ok.

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