Ha ha ha ha ha. No, it’s not me. It’s that “publicist”-turned-blogger guy, Jonathan Jaxson. I’m only running this because I assume he planted it himself. He’s a total famewhore like that.
Me? I swear and talk dirty a lot to get attention, but I leave my actual vagina out of it. You’re welcome, Mother.
Click here to watch it. Not in any conceivable way suitable for work.