Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Everybody Loves Vagina!

So I’m talking to my friend Shannon on the phone yesterday evening, and she’s like, “OMG, I just got done playing tennis.” Shannon smokes a pack a day. Shannon dresses in all black. Shannon gets winded when she has to walk up a flight of stairs. I have no idea how she got talked into playing a game of tennis, but my immediate reaction was, “Let’s just slap a sweater vest on you and call you Muffy,” to which she replied, “Hey, Muff, wanna go diving?” It was kind of hilarious.


Everyone eats pussy.

Australian singer Missy Higgins came out of the closet this weekend.

So did Janice Dickinson.


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