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Blake Lively at Tiffany & Co. Hosts The Launch of The 2008 Blue Book Collection

Leighton Meester at Tiffany & Co. Hosts The Launch of The 2008 Blue Book Collection

Okay, so I know I made a big formal announcement that Blake Lively was my new lesbian girl crush, and there was a great deal of hullabaloo surrounding the event, including stern reminders from my mother that my grandfather does, at times, read this blog (Seriously, Mom? Which of us gave him the URL? Fuck that, Mom: which of us taught him how to use a computer? It wasn’t me; I knew better.*), but I think I’ve had a slight change of heart. Or an addition of heart?

I have to say, I am none too impressed with Leighton Meester on Gossip Girl, but when I saw these photos of her with Blake at the launch of Tiffany & Co’s Blue Book Collection, I took a second look at her. She’s adorable. She’s just edible. And I think more highly of her as an actress, too; she’s totally dropped the bitch act in these photos, and seems like a whole different person.

I mean, Blake is still totally my fave, but I’m starting to think that the Serena/Blair one-two punch in the lesbian bedroom of the voice I use to write this blog would be fucking killer. Orgasmic. Bring it on.

*Grandpa, if you are reading this, I just want to state publicly that you are absolutely the coolest, bestest, hippest grandpa a girl could ever ask for, and I don’t worry about writing these things that you may read, because I know you can have a sense of humor about all this, because I got mine from you. Thank you for that.

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  • A Shout Out to Evil Beets’ Grandfather! He must be funny, because this blog has me rolling on the floor with laughter quite often.

  • Sinner! Aren’t those girls like 12 or something? And comments like “edible” and “voice I use to write this blog”? I’m thinking you have something going on along the lines of Hannibal Lecter meets Sybil.

    Evil Beet’s grandpappy should be reading a totally wholesome blog, like Drunken Stepfather.

    Tsk!

    As you know, (I hope anyway) I’m totally full of shit. :)

  • you are such a bitch
    i hope you fuckin go to hell
    you stupid herpies bitch whore
    dont you ever talk about GG characters like that
    your probably the ugliest person ever
    BITCH GO TO HELL
    i hope you get aids and die

  • jsut to tell you
    i think you need to take a look in the mirror
    Ms. im so perfect
    ur probably like 1984697816 pounds over wieght
    and sit at your house judging people much thinner and
    prettier than you
    LESBO!!!!!!!!!!!!
    u r such a freak!
    i hope u die in a car crash!

  • Has anyone noticed that “jlo” “LL” and “Gossip girl” is actually the same person posting three separate times in three minutes, under different names? That’s really funny. Homophobeeee. I love making fun of homophobes.

    Blake is my celebrity girl crush and I would turn lesbian for her in a heartbeat. Except she and Penn look adorable together. Too adorable. I kind of just want to give them a hug and be like, you guys are fricken cute, and in the six weeks I was in New York this summer, I never stopped trying to find the set of Gossip Girl to meet you guys.

  • Blake was my celebrity girl crush ever since the first Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants movie! But after getting addicted to Gossip Girl, I think Leighton is slowly becoming my favorite…I LOVE her bitchy attitude!

    And don’t hate on lesbian tendencies, homophobes. Everyone’s at least a LITTLE bi…

  • plus size model recently overheard boasting that men prefer curvy girls and that blake was plain and underweight. maybe ms. renn could wear her white 50’s bathing suite which show off her huge hips and thunderous thighs and see what the boys prefer?

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