Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Amanda Bynes Is Not Guilty, According to Amanda Bynes

A photo of Amanda Bynes From Radar: Amanda Bynes formally pleaded not guilty in a Van Nuys, Calif. courtroom Thursday morning to charges related to her hit and run cases, and the Hairspray actress was ordered to turn herself into cops, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting. The wayward actress wasn't personally in court for the proceedings, which lasted less than 10 minutes. Instead, Bynes' attorney entered the not guilty plea on her behalf. The judge also ordered Bynes to formally turn herself into to be bo...

Lindsay Lohan’s Mom Has Some Advice for Amanda Bynes’ Mom

A photo of Dina Lohan Tough question: who's the bigger mess, Lindsay Lohan or Amanda Bynes? It's a tough call, isn't it? While Lindsay has been a mess for a lot longer, it seems like Amanda is catching up fast. Amanda hasn't spent any time in jail yet, aside from that one night when she got her DUI, but she's working on it, you know? Lindsay has a wider variety of f-ck ups, but on the whole, I think Amanda Bynes' f-ck ups are more serious in that she's consistently endangered the lives of other people. Basicall...

I Am So Sorry, New York

A photo of Amanda Bynes Oh, city of New York. I'm sure that you're not too excited to have that feisty felon, Lindsay Lohan, frolicking around your town, but it's about to get worse. Way, way worse. Amanda Bynes is among you. Please take appropriate cover. From TMZ: Amanda Bynes bolted out of L.A. this weekend and thankfully headed to a city where public transportation is readily available ... the Big Apple! Witnesses who spotted Amanda in NYC tell TMZ ... the actress was aimlessly wandering around mid-town for hours on Satu...

Are You An Agent, Publicist, or Entertainment Lawyer Looking for Work?

A photo of Amanda Bynes I know that these past several years have been rough on us all. People have lost their jobs, money's so tight ... but if you're an agent, a publicist, or a lawyer who thinks she could have some fun in that tough town of Hollywood, then you might just be in luck! Amanda Bynes's whole entire team has left her. She has no representation. She is, after all, a mess: Amanda Bynes' management team is abandoning ship -- her agent, publicist and entertainment lawyer have all dropped the actress as a client in the past couple of weeks ... ...

Quotables: Amanda Bynes Is Totally Fine

A photo of Amanda Bynes "I am doing amazing. I am retired as an actor. I am moving to New York to launch my career. I am going to do a fashion line. I am not talking about being arrested for DUI because I don't drink, and I don't drink and drive. It is all false." Well, that's what Amanda Bynes told People, so I guess we can all move on now. Come on, friends, there's nothing to see here. Nothing besides a former child star getting high in the Home Depot parking lot....

Amanda Bynes Locked Herself in A Dressing Room for Two Hours

A photo of Amanda Bynes Do you think it's fair to say that it's about time to stop with the comparisons between Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes and start with the comparisons between Britney Spears and Amanda Bynes? Or, at the very least, it's time to start forming the theory that Amanda Bynes is the result of some weird time travelling mad scientist who was able to combine the DNA of Lindsay and Britney to form one megabeast known as Amanda Bynes. For the first little bit, Amanda was certainly channeling Lindsay: the DUI, the ...

Lindsay Lohan Is Mad at Amanda Bynes

A photo of Lindsay Lohan Man, Lindsay sure has been tweeting gold lately, huh? I thought she'd really topped herself when she told us all to fight for our dreams so that we, too, could get really, extremely overpriced purses, but I was wrong. Because if there's just one truth about Lindsay Lohan, it's that she can always, always, manage to top herself. Here are a couple of tweets that Lindsay sent out last night, right after the news broke that Amanda Bynes's car got impounded: Why did I get put in jail and a nickelodeon star ha...

Someone Finally Took Amanda Bynes’ Keys Away from Her

A photo of Amanda Bynes So what stopped the great and powerful Amanda Bynes from driving? It wasn't the suspended license. It wasn't the judge who told her "no, really, you have a suspended license, stop." And of course it wasn't the countless accidents she's had on the road. So what actually worked? Police pulled Amanda over and physically took her whole car away from her after they ran her license. Oh, and they gave her another misdemeanor, too! Hooray! There's no word on why she was pulled over in the fir...

Amanda Bynes Is Losing Her Mind

A photo of Amanda Bynes From TMZ: Amanda Bynes has much bigger problems than smoking pot and driving illegally ... there's evidence she has serious mental issues. TMZ has spoken with a number of people who have had repeated contact with Bynes over the last few months, and the stories are consistent and disturbing. Several people from her gym -- Equinox in West Hollywood - tell us, she has been showing increasingly alarming signs of delusional behavior.  One person says Amanda came to the gym Thursday looking...

Police Are Scared of Amanda Bynes, Think She’s “Extremely Dangerous”

A photo of Amanda Bynes Police seem to have a good head on their shoulders, because I think that if I lived in L.A., I would be terrified to drive anywhere. Amanda Bynes is a menace to society and she won't stop drinking and smoking and driving (and getting tacos!) until we as a people do something about it. In the meantime, cops really are scared of her: Cops are alarmed by the pics we posted today showing Amanda Bynes behind the wheel and smoking what appears to be pot -- and several patrol officers tell us they're now on alert because they fear her driving habits have tur...

Guess Who Spent All Day Driving Around And Getting Stoned

A photo of Amanda Bynes Come on, you knew it was going to be her. Let's not waste any time with these guessing games and get right into Amanda Bynes's Magical Day. On Tuesday, Amanda was spotted "driving aimlessly for hours," which totally sounds like her, right? I mean, she's being charged with a couple of misdemeanors and she has that suspended license, so what else is she going to do but drive around aimlessly for hours? Drive around aimlessly for hours and smoke weed. [image removed on request] And ...

Amanda Bynes Is Addicted to Terrorizing The Streets

A photo of Amanda Bynes That's got to be it, right? She's just addicted to driving around and hitting people with her car. She's not into meth (probably) or coke (maybe), no, her drug of choice is the powerful hit-and-run. That's why she's gotten into so many accidents this summer, and that's why she had her license suspended. And that's why she's still driving around even though she had her license suspended. From TMZ: Amanda Bynes was pulled over in L.A. last night after her driver's license was suspended -- but...