Apparently Katie and Suri's limo was hit by a "garbage truck," but we all know that Scientology knows no labels; it's ever-present.
The official report says that the limo was struck by a sanitation vehicle last night in New York City, but we're not stupid, folks, and there's never anything "official" when it comes to psychoses aside from the fact that Tom Cruise is officially psychotic. From TMZ:
Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise got trashed last night -- their Mercedes-Benz limousine was s...
From TMZ:
Katie Holmes may say her decision to divorce Tom Cruise is over Scientology, but it's NOT ... so say sources directly connected to Tom.
Our sources tell us ... they believe Katie and her team are leaking false stories to the media by maintaining she was trying to save Suri from the grips of Scientology, and that's why she left Tom.
As one well-connected Tom source put it, "She [Katie] was totally committed to Scientology. She had enthusiasm for it and would voluntarily and ...
As of right now, I don't know all that much about Scientology. Basically, I know about the things that South Park has made fun of and the things that are mentioned in passing in gossips about Tom Cruise. I know the basics of Xenu and auditing and thetans, but that's about it. However, that's more than enough to realize that the whole thing is f-cking crazy.
And thankfully, it looks like Katie Holmes realized that exact same thing years ago:
Katie Holmes was always "careful" with what sh...
Oh man, can you think of how many cases out and out this phrase could apply to John Travolta's masseurs?
Anyway, TMZ has exclusive inside information (and I just cannot wait to see what else comes out of this divorce) that one of the biggest catalysts in Katie Holmes' and Tom Cruise's divorce was---DUN DUN DUN---the Church of Scientology. From TMZ:
Katie Holmes filed for divorce primarily over Tom Cruise's fierce ties to Scientology, fearing that Tom would drag Suri deep into the church...
After years of living with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, Isabella Cruise, Tom's adopted daughter from his first marriage to actress Nicole Kidman, has decided that she wants to live with her mother. Now 17-years-old, Bella is close with her mother for the first time in years and has told Tom and Katie that she'd prefer living a more low-key life in Nashville with her real mother and her step-dad.
Of course this also means that she'd no longer have to practice her father's religion of choice, Scientology. A source close to Nicole said that if Bella were to live with ...
Whoooooa. I'm not saying that Scientologists are crazy or anything, but looking into Jenna Elfman's twin pools of death right now I feel a little bit woozy. She looks a wee bit..um, frazzled? Jenna made a name for herself being cute wacky and now she's just kind of scary wacky.
She attended the 9/11 Rescue Workers Detoxification Project charity event in L.A. which is totally non-religious but was started by Scientology Founder L. Ron Hubbard. Excuse me for being suspicious, but I would not ...
Okay, okay, it's not Bart Simpson. It's Nancy Cartwright, who does the voice of Bart Simpson, leaving phone messages as Bart Simpson, trying to get people to attend some wacky Scientology event.
How is this legal????
Nancy Cartwright can't possibly own the rights to the Bart character for this purpose. Or is there some exception made for religious groups? />
Okay, okay, it's not Bart Simpson. It's Nancy Cartwright, who does the voice of Bart Simpson, leaving phone messages as Bart Simpson, trying to get people to attend some wacky Scientology event.
How is this legal????
Nancy Cartwright can't possibly own the rights to the Bart character for this purpose. Or is there some exception made for religious groups? ...
Apparently Katie and Suri's limo was hit by a "garbage truck," but we all know that Scientology knows no labels; it's ever-present.
The official report says that the limo was struck by a sanitation vehicle last night in New York City, but we're not stupid, folks, and there's never anything "official" when it comes to psychoses aside from the fact that Tom Cruise is officially psychotic. From TMZ:
Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise got trashed last night -- their Mercedes-Benz limousine was s...
From TMZ:
Katie Holmes may say her decision to divorce Tom Cruise is over Scientology, but it's NOT ... so say sources directly connected to Tom.
Our sources tell us ... they believe Katie and her team are leaking false stories to the media by maintaining she was trying to save Suri from the grips of Scientology, and that's why she left Tom.
As one well-connected Tom source put it, "She [Katie] was totally committed to Scientology. She had enthusiasm for it and would voluntarily and ...
As of right now, I don't know all that much about Scientology. Basically, I know about the things that South Park has made fun of and the things that are mentioned in passing in gossips about Tom Cruise. I know the basics of Xenu and auditing and thetans, but that's about it. However, that's more than enough to realize that the whole thing is f-cking crazy.
And thankfully, it looks like Katie Holmes realized that exact same thing years ago:
Katie Holmes was always "careful" with what sh...
Oh man, can you think of how many cases out and out this phrase could apply to John Travolta's masseurs?
Anyway, TMZ has exclusive inside information (and I just cannot wait to see what else comes out of this divorce) that one of the biggest catalysts in Katie Holmes' and Tom Cruise's divorce was---DUN DUN DUN---the Church of Scientology. From TMZ:
Katie Holmes filed for divorce primarily over Tom Cruise's fierce ties to Scientology, fearing that Tom would drag Suri deep into the church...
After years of living with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, Isabella Cruise, Tom's adopted daughter from his first marriage to actress Nicole Kidman, has decided that she wants to live with her mother. Now 17-years-old, Bella is close with her mother for the first time in years and has told Tom and Katie that she'd prefer living a more low-key life in Nashville with her real mother and her step-dad.
Of course this also means that she'd no longer have to practice her father's religion of choice, Scientology. A source close to Nicole said that if Bella were to live with ...
Jason Lee's ex-wife, Carmen Llywellyn, claims that she's still haunted by the ghosts of Scientology past that tormented her during the couple's seven-year union.
Carmen speaks out in an exclusive interview with the National Enquirer and spills the beans on the cult that we've all come to associate with Tom Cruise and other illustrious celebrities like Peaches Geldof, Chaka Khan, Juliette Lewis and Charles Manson.
Lee's ex states that she joined the Church of Scientology after she and Lee wer...
Paul Haggis has written and/or directed a bunch of successful movies including Million Dollar Baby, Crash, Letters From Iwo Jima, Quantum of Solace and Terminator: Salvation. He's also been a Scientologist for the past thirty years.
Over the weekend, a copy of a letter he sent to Tommy Davis (the head of the Scientology Celebrity Centre) leaked on to the Internet. It's a long, long letter in which Haggis denounces the Church of Scientology for their support of Prop 8. Paul also alludes to t...
John Travolta is on his way to the Bahamas to testify in the extortion trial of paramedic Tarino Lightbourne and his lawyer, Pleasant Bridgewater, who is a former Bahamian senator. The two are accused of trying to blackmail Travolta out of 25 million dollars after his son Jett's death.
Tarino administered emergency aid to Jett when an ambulance was called to the Travolta family's Bahamian retreat on January 2nd after Jett reportedly had a seizure then fell and hit his head in the bathtub. Allege...
According to this article in the Daily Mail, Suri Cruise will be off to Scientolotot Elementary after she turns three this week. She's heading to the Scientologist school founded by (closeted) Scientologist Will Smith.
The school is staffed by trained Scientologists and lists ‘study technology’ as a key curricular focus. The children eat a low-carb, low-sodium and low-sugar organic diet, although something tells me that's about the only positive thing they'll be teaching the kids at that...
Whoooooa. I'm not saying that Scientologists are crazy or anything, but looking into Jenna Elfman's twin pools of death right now I feel a little bit woozy. She looks a wee bit..um, frazzled? Jenna made a name for herself being cute wacky and now she's just kind of scary wacky.
She attended the 9/11 Rescue Workers Detoxification Project charity event in L.A. which is totally non-religious but was started by Scientology Founder L. Ron Hubbard. Excuse me for being suspicious, but I would not ...