It seems as though Posh and KatCruise are in a tiff.
Why you ask? Perhaps it has something to do with Posh slamming the Science religion. There are all sorts of fun quotes here but it's my sacred duty to distill them into one comedy nugget. Here goes:
According to Victoria's friend, it all boils down to this: "Scientology is an expensive religion; Victoria is too cheap to convert."According to the NY Daily News, Victoria told a pal: "There's no way I'd spend any money on that nonsense," regarding the cultis...
Jennifer Lopez is turning to Scientologist pal Leah Remini for tips on how the religion can help her get knocked up. Does Xenu recommend you have a three-man camera crew from VH1 living in your house throughout the process, Leah? [I'm Not Obsessed] Look, MTV, when you've resorted to The Real World: Denver, you can't exactly expect viewership to soar. Up next: Road Rules: Presidential Libraries. [Pop on the Pop] Tony Parker caves. [Celebrity Smack] It is a distant possibility that Nicky Hilton is not particularly involved in the, you know, actual work behind her new line of boutique hotels. [Dirty Laundry] Britney's first (55-hour) husband happily cashes in on her recent media prominence, reveals she had a tummy tuck. "No duh," say six-year-olds nationwide. [Cele|Bitchy] Pink wears underwear. Unlike some people. [TMZ]
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Mary Kate and Ashley appear on The Today Show to give their first interview in two and a half years. They both appear sober and talk mostly about their careers. Yawn. [MollyGood]
Mary Kate and Ashley appear on The Today Show to give their first interview in two and a half years. They both appear sober and talk mostly about their careers. Yawn. [MollyGood]Tom Cruise wore a girdle under his tux at his own wedding. Is this some wacky Scientology tradition? Nope. He just wouldn't fit in his Armani suit otherwise. [Spank Cheeks]Rachel Bilson accomplishes the previously unheard-of feat of simultaneously being adorable and at Hyde. [Yeeeah!]Oh please, please, let there be a Jessica Simpson sex tape. [Egotastic]"This Scarf is Heavy," by Paris Hilton. [The Gil...
It's official: despite constant denials, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are practicing Scientology. They have been spotted at the Scientology Celebrity Center in Hollywood, and have been taking Scientology courses at least since December. They were introduced to the religion by Leah Remini's hubby, Angelo Pagan (that's his actual last name). This explains why the couple has been all BFF with TomKat recently. I'm sure it's just a matter of time before we hear that Posh & Becks are Scientologists too. All hail ...
I'm not going to claim to know anything about soccer (there's a net and a ball and you always have to kick it except for the times when you throw it), but it seems a little fucked up that the Real* Madrid coach is benching David Beckham for the remainder of the season since news broke that he's going to be moving to L.A. to play for the Galaxy.
Says the coach, Fabio Capello, "He is not going to play any more. He will practice, but he is not going to play." He continues on, "The player's decis...
Well, those two crazy kids actually went and got themselves married. This Saturday, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were joined in holy matrimony at Odescalchi Castle outside of Rome. There were over 150 guests in attendance, including Victoria Beckham, Brooke Shields, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith, and Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey.Katie's father escorted her down the aisle, and the ceremony was performed at sunset by a Scientology minister (read about traditional Scie...
Tom and Katie's rep have now confirmed that their wedding will be November 18th in Italy. I'm glad for Katie since she already got brainwashed and knocked up in the course of a year while waiting in vain for her big wedding. They have been engaged since June 2005, so this wedding has been "in the works" for some time. I wish them well even though I find Tom Cruise super creepy.I wonder if the guests will dress as aliens? Seriously if anyone knows what a Scientology wedding entails please shoot me...
Since I broke my foot and have no social life right now. Here are some links I found poking around the internet. Enjoy!Evidently the way to celebrate a holiday in India is to get plastic surgery. [Washington Post]Ashlee is totally stealing Jess's thunder. Wow Jessica, you are ranked 4th. At least Paris isn't #1. Go Ashlee Go! [E! Online]Japanese men love kinky sex. Evidently this dude had to learn 200 Japanese slang terms for dirty deeds in Japan. I wonder if this gives the song "Turning Japanese" new meaning? [Page Six]Demi Moore isn't the only older woman who has bagged herself a boy...
Angelina Jolie just hates it when photogs catch pictures of Shiloh without forking over the requisite $4M. [Just Jared]Nicole Kidman's husband, country singer Keith Urban, is the latest celeb to enter rehab for an alcoholism relapse. It's going to be okay, Nicole. Remember, there's still no twelve-step program for Scientology. [Allie is Wired]The Hills' L.C. is officially dating Brody Jenner, the ex-boyfriend of her Laguna Beach nemesis, Kristin Cavallari. No comment yet from Cavallari, but we're keepi...
Orlando Bloom decides he can't see Kate Bosworth anymore. No, really, he can't actually see her anymore. It's official: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes found a baby to adopt! Katie Couric kicked off her CBS career with the pics. From the looks of the kid, some 15-year-old prostitute in Cambodia is a real big fan of Scientology these days.It's not that Victoria Beckham is pregnant, it's just that her husband doesn't speak Spanish.When a lot of rich people have invested a lot of money in you, you don't ...