Okay, so I have this obsession with the Avril Lavigne song “Girlfriend” that I’m often loathe to discuss. But, you know what? That song pretty much rocks. And what rocks...

This is really, really weird (and sad). WWE wrestler Chris Benoit, his wife Nancy and their son Daniel were all found dead in their Atlanta home today. Details are sketchy, but apparently...

After toting a bag sporting Maoist slogans through Machu Picchu, Cameron Diaz decided not to pull a Simon Stiles (I’m sorry, I haven’t given up on Studio 60 yet) and issued a...

Peaches Geldof brings ennui to a whole new level. [Agent Bedhead] Kanye West admits he’s been “swimming in wack juice.” But not in, like, an R. Kelly way. [Bree] Foxy...

Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the new and improved Paris Hilton. She’s not doing NBC. She’s not doing ABC. She’s not doing CBS. She’s doing CNN. Reps from Larry...

Remember Club Paris? That super hot club in Jacksonville, Florida that was never anywhere close to actually being super hot, for reasons not unrelated to the fact that it’s in...

Despite the upcoming Spice Girls reunion, Victoria Beckham released a new track with Nas, who, last I checked, was not credited anywhere on “Wannabe.” [Bossip] Did Paris Hilton...

This is bad news for Uncle Spiteful Lars: The O.C.’s Kelly Rowan Engaged to Billionaire Um… no deal. This bastard is the tenth richest man in the world. I’m not even the...

Everyone’s saying that Katie Holmes is pregnant again. I don’t think that’s likely, seeing as how she’s suddenly 48 years old. [Celebslam] Shar Jackson’s all...

Monday Morning Music will be returning thanks to my lovely Beet giving me editing privilages. Hahahaha!!! All of the crazy things that I can do now. Thankfully the T is more into dishing on...