A guy I used to date is friends with Liv Tyler, and he gave me no end of shit for saying “mean things about her legs” at the premiere of Incredible Hulk last week...

“Did you know the human head weighs eight pounds? Also there’s a gun on my shirt.” Seriously this kid just needs to give it up and go to college. He will never outgrow the...

Okay okay. You guys made it clear in the comments that you wanted to see the cats, even though they’re fat. There’s nothing else much going on right now, so I’m going to...

I am home. And not a moment too soon. My cats are HUGE. And not just in comparison to my tiny dog. I have no idea what my father has been feeding them in my absence. Whole sheep, I assume...

Really? What took them so long? Clearwater police are investigating threatening phone calls made by a member of John Graziano’s family to the family of Terry Bollea, also known as...

My love for David Letterman knows no bounds. When I first heard Spencer Pratt was going on Letterman’s show, I was like “Really? Why?” And it turned out that it was so...

Here’s the video for the new Pussycat Dolls song, “When I Grow Up.” Britney Spears filmed a cameo for it, and it was cut. I really don’t understand why. Not even...

Is this Katy Perry naked? The Internet says it is, but I can’t be quite sure. You can see the uncensored version and some close-ups in the thumbnails below. If you’d like to...

Leo and I are at a Super 8 in Kanab, Utah. God, this is truly the middle of nowhere. Someone mentioned to me today that perhaps I shouldn’t give away my exact location every night...

Here’s Lindsay Lohan on the set of Labor Pains at a point where her character is heavily pregnant (or pretending to be, or whatever, because the premise of this film is so...

NBC journalist Tim Russert passed away on Thursday from a massive heart attack at the age of 58. You can read everything you could ever want to know about it here. But basically Mr. Russert...

Leo and I are at the Best Western in Twin Falls, ID — where, the prepubescent boy at the front desk assures me, there are actual twin falls. We have no plans to actually see them, but...