I’m outtie for the day — I’m headed over to my friend Trish’s place, where we’re going to make a delicious vegan Thanksgiving (I bought seitan!) and watch our...

Alex Rodriguez at the Madonna concert in Miami on Wednesday night. I wonder if his wife was there with him. Probably not.

It’s almost the start of the holiday season, and this is about the time that I completely stop giving a fuck about doing work and totally phone it in. This was an especially dangerous...

Listen up, people. New rule. We do not cover Heidi and Spencer on this blog anymore. Not until one or both of them dies. I am so unbelievably sick of their famewhoring. Never again.

OK! magazine may brag that it costs 50 cents less than Us Weekly or People, but that comes at a price. The magazine misspelled Ashlee Simpson’s name — on the cover. “It...

Furthermore, I’d like to mention that the subjects of this photo op are also welcome to get behind me. Some big strong men from the New York Giants helped load trucks with...

“It’s straight out cruelty. Things that are just mean and cruel, like saying that they’re ‘fugly.’ I’m talking about my 14-year-old, my 17-year-old...

Mel B, Nia Long, and model Chanel Iman, along with Mel’s husband, Stephen Belafonte, brought a bunch of Thanksgiving goodies to needy families in Los Angeles’s South Central...

Today would have been the 75th birthday of my beloved Grandma Zelda, who died of lung cancer — after surviving breast cancer — when I was in sixth grade. My grandmother was...

Check out this dude flying 1500 feet over the Royal Gorge near Cañon City today using a jet pack. The gorge is said to be 1,025 feet deep. He did not use a just-in-case parachute. The...

Apparently the worldwide economy is so damn shitty that the Russians can’t even sell their vodka. TRAGEDY. With retailers struggling to find credit and ordinary Russians being forced...