It’s almost the start of the holiday season, and this is about the time that I completely stop giving a fuck about doing work and totally phone it in. This was an especially dangerous time, for the country as a whole, really, back when I used to write the code for fighter jets. Thank goodness I have been quarantined in the world of celebrity gossip now.
But some moron PR flack sends me an email wanting me to run a contest promoting the Hello Kitty album, since apparently you guys are all seven years old. And I’m like “Holy shit, what the fuck is the Hello Kitty album?” And it’s real, and it exists, and the MySpace page is here, and it contains this gem of a music video. And I’m sitting at my desk listening to it and Laremy walks by. He stops dead in his tracks and stares at me.
“There’s a very good explanation for this,” I say.
“Don’t tell me,” he says. “It’s much better this way.”
:-|
what in the hell I will never press play on a hello kitty vid again lol
oh dear…
i paused my tyron wells for this?! totally fucked with my mellow time out. can never get that time back. must. reset. my. brain. cells. this stuff killed Mariah Carey as we knew her. dangerous stuff. brrr. you need a disclaimer.
you know, you were almost my favorite over Perez. You had the deal sealed with the whole anti-Speidi thing, but then you go and do something like this? Why?
I refuse to click that. I need to remain willfully ignorant.
Still, I’d bet money Sanrio can do weirder. After all, there’s always the Hello Kitty MMO.
Hey look, it’s Paula Abdul meets Hello Kitty!
it sounds like she’s saying “do you really wanna sleep with me” when she says “slip”. Classy.
I’m not ashamed to say that I like Hello Kitty.
Hell I’ve got a Hello Kitty ringer on my phone.
…
I’m dead inside.
I lived in japan for 2 years… it’s Hello Kitty hell there.
I was just at the QVB (mall in Sydney) yesterday and spotted them selling this: http://kecute.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/hello-kitty-hat.jpg.
I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.
^^OMG ^^
I think that hurt every single cell in my body. It has completely obliterated my faith in the human race…
How could you do this me, beet?! I’ve been such a good, loyal reader!