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Why Do Celebrities Hate Their Babies?

M.I.A. gave birth right after the Grammy Awards.  You may remember her bouncing around looking like an overinflated soccer ball? Well, the kid was so much safer when he was still...

Much Ado About Nothing

Ok, everyone gathered for the dumbass arraignment and nothing happened.  It’s been extended to April 6.  You know, more time so that a deal can be cut.  Chris was there and looking...

Sean Penn’s Co-Star Says “Shut Up.”

Maria Conchita Alonso, Sean Penn’s co-star in the 1988 movie Colors, has two words to say to the actor who just won his second Academy Award:  Shut up. I recently wrote a piece on my...

Glamour Casts Starlets as American Icons

A lot of these girls are iconic in and of themselves already, but Glamour dressed them up and posed them as female icons of long-ago (okay, okay, mostly the ’80s) for a new photo...

Devastated, Really.

Listen, guys.  Normally I don’t work this late in the day.  But I found out this news a little while ago and I don’t know where else to take it except here.  I’ve been...

Quotables

“My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live.” Kanye West in his VH1 Storytellers documentary, sharing the biggest disappointment of his...