As if Hasbro bastardizing Cobra Commander for the upcoming GI Joe live action movie wasn’t enough, get the lube ready– because your childhood is about to take another one up the...
Dionne Warwick, who was an exceptional singer long before the Psychic Friends Network arrived and carried the last shreds of her career away, is back on the top ten…list of California... Tampa Bay and Chicago area Walgreens have pulled Obama Chia off their shelves due to complaints that the product was objectionable.
I mentioned this newest Chia version on my own blog back... CSI Miami star David Caruso has been slapped with a $1.2M lawsuit courtesy of his ex-girlfriend, Liza Marquez. I sure wish I could slap David Caruso.
Court paperwork portrays Caruso as an... After years of hucking Blackberries at anyone who crossed her, it seems that supermodel Naomi Campbell is focused on sobriety. In a new interview with Giant magazine, the glamazon... Do you like hot sword-bearing men? Slutty pagan whores who do acrobatics in short skirts … while going commando? Horse fuckers!? Well then don’t miss Krod Mandoon and the... I don’t really hate you. I love you. But when I suffer, you must suffer as well. My pain is your pain.
If this Burger King video has taught me nothing else, it has taught me that... I know we don’t do many sports here on Evil Beet, and this isn’t really a tale about baseball-it’s about tragedy. I just read this story and find it so sad. This kid... Listen, I’ve never seen the Harry Potter movies but apparently the character of Vincent Crabb, played by Jamie Waylett, is some sort of schoolyard bully? If that’s the case, I... After last night’s fuckery, my soul has basically fled my body. I spent most of my night rocking back and forth in a corner crying and craving Sky Bars and contemplating what... Suck it, haters.
Today, Vermont legalized gay marriage. Gov. Jim Douglas’ veto of a bill allowing gays and lesbians to marry was overturned by a 23-5 vote in the state Senate and 100-49... Rolling Stone Ron Wood took his little girl new girlfriend to the Rock And Roll Hall of Fame ceremonies this weekend. This wouldn’t be a newsworthy even if not for that fact that...
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