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More Bitchy Q’s on Zelda Lily!

We’ve got yet another edition of Bitchy Q’s — our do-it-yourself advice column over on Zelda Lily courtesy of the talented and bitchy-in-that-special-assertive-way...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO KELLY!

Hey guys! Just wanted to let you know that our FABULOUS and HILARIOUS weekend writer, Kelly Hays, is celebrating her birthday today! Please take a minute to let her know how much you...

Economic Woes Impacting Cocaine Now!

Things just keep getting worse for Lindsay Lohan, don’t they? A new report out of Britain indicates that cocaine purity is going way down and prices for the good stuff are going way...

Just Because

Some of you may have seen this.  I had not but it really supports my suggestion that pageants need to just eliminate that time-consuming question and answer portion. Thank you to Catherine!

Twilight Sequel Script Trashed

So imagine this:  You’re standing outside a hotel and you happen to glance down and see a movie script for New Moon, the Twilight sequel laying in a trash container.  It’s...

Britain’s Got More Talent

Just based on the camera angles, facial expressions of the judges and general editing, I’m convinced that this show is completely rigged.  The producers of Britain’s Got...

Quotables

“He was young and talented and hardworking and enthusiastic and over time success made him move into a house that was too big. He surrounded himself with toys he didn’t need...

REMINDER: Zelda Lily Is Hiring!

Hi guys! I realized that when I posted originally about how we’re hiring for our sister site, Zelda Lily, I totally didn’t include a deadline. That was silly of me and...

Happy Mother’s Day!

Thank you to moms everywhere for pushing us all out of your vaginas. I could do without the guilt trips or off-hand comments on how I look in my bikini, but that whole giving me life, love...

Amy Ryan Misses Her Mark

The Office’s Amy Ryan attended a DKMS fundraising gala last night and really missed the mark on the red carpet. Also there-Sarah Wynter and Rachel Zoe.  I’d like to ask...

R.I.P. Ean Evans

Lynyrd Skynyrd bassist Donald “Ean” Evans passed away Wednesday at the age of forty-eight after a short battle with an aggressive form of cancer. Lynyrd Skynyrd is a band that...

The Evil Beet #CatPics Gallery!!!

HAPPY FRIDAY!!! To celebrate the workday where no one should be actually doing work, I’m posting the gallery of all the cat pics you guys sent me on Twitter. Now, here’s the...