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Lady Gaga Suffers From Heartburn

Poor Lady Gaga’s chest exploded whilst performing at the 20th Annual MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto, Canada. Also there was Audrina Patridge in a cheap and ill-fitting dress, my...

Long-Lasting Love Languishes

West Wing‘s Bradley Whitford and Malcolm in the Middle‘s Jane Kaczmarek  filed for divorce on Friday after 16 years of marriage. Sixteen years of being married to the same...

This Is Acceptable

A child gives the ol’ Roger Ebert to a large man’s neon genitalia at this Saturday’s 2009 Coney Island Mermaid Parade. Actor Harvey Keitel was this year’s King...

Oh. Rory.

This morning while I was fervently Googling naked images of Bradley Cooper trolling the Internet looking for some pictures of my boyfriend Bradley Cooper, I came across photos from last...

E! Online Takes a Cue from Evil Beet

Hey, you guys, remember back almost a year ago when I banned The Couple Who Shall Not Be Named from coverage on this blog? Now E! is thinking about doing the same — but they’re...

Quotables

“Chaz is embarking on a difficult journey, but one that I will support. I respect the courage it takes to go through this transition in the glare of public scrutiny, and although I...

Lindsay Lohan Under Investigation

Over the past couple of days, a story has been circulating that Lindsay Lohan was being investigated for the theft of $49,000 in jewels.  Lohan and theft go together like, well, like...

Happy Father’s Day!

Happy Father’s Day! I’d like to thank dads everywhere for telling corny jokes, yelling at the television when something they don’t agree with comes on Fox News, and...

Chastity Bono Makes A Change

Sonny and Cher’s little girl is all grown up, and now apparently becoming their son.  According to Bono’s publicist — Chastity Bono has a publicist? — it’s...