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Kids Say The Darndest Things

It’s possible that you were one of the hundreds of thousands of people who followed the unfolding saga yesterday of Balloon Boy.  It all started out when the media was reporting that...

Lindsay’s Day in Court

LL will be in court today.  She’s still on probation from her DUIs and coke charges if you can fathom it.  She still manages to be a train wreck both domestically and abroad, but...

What A Royal Mess!

The original Fergie is about to turn 50, but unfortunately had to trash plans for a 300-guest bash.  The economy is hitting all of us hard and it’s being especially taxing (har, har)...

Coke Didn’t Kill Billy Mays. Kaboom!

We were all surprised when the media reports claimed that cocaine contributed to Billy Mays’ death.  I couldn’t picture Mays as a dude with some big drug problem (though he was...

Just Because

Jimmy Fallon’s Late Night show might suck, but he did a pretty funny skit last night.  He dressed up as Billy Ray Cyrus and rapped a song to explain his daughter’s departure...

R.I.P. Lou Albano

Pro-wrestler “Captain” Lou Albano died today at the age of 76.  People isn’t reporting an exact cause of death, but he was hospitalized earlier this week before being...

So. Friggin. Fat.

Last week Ralph Lauren came under fire for publishing a picture of model Filippa Hamilton looking atrociously gaunt.  It’s a clear example of abuse by Photoshop. Now Hamilton has...

Quotables

“I could remember those two, especially those two people, treating me like the invisible guy.  Now look where they at.  Cheri Oteri, she can’t get arrested.  …...