It’s 2009 and I’ve written two pieces in one week about blackface. What is wrong with this picture? And I ask that question in both a colloquial and literal manner. The...
It’s possible that you were one of the hundreds of thousands of people who followed the unfolding saga yesterday of Balloon Boy. It all started out when the media was reporting that... Back in July, Limp Bizkit’s frontman Fred Durst was scheduled to be married. He called it off at the last minute, claiming “cold feet”. Then he went crawling back to... LL will be in court today. She’s still on probation from her DUIs and coke charges if you can fathom it. She still manages to be a train wreck both domestically and abroad, but... The original Fergie is about to turn 50, but unfortunately had to trash plans for a 300-guest bash. The economy is hitting all of us hard and it’s being especially taxing (har, har)... Last night Pam walked the runway in a Richie Rich fashion show. Sometimes, the pictures really do speak a thousand adjectives. Here’s a start:
Alarming... We were all surprised when the media reports claimed that cocaine contributed to Billy Mays’ death. I couldn’t picture Mays as a dude with some big drug problem (though he was... The banking crisis is hitting so many people and not even fame can protect Toni Braxton. Bank of America is looking to foreclose on Braxton’s shack due to $12,000 in missing... Jimmy Fallon’s Late Night show might suck, but he did a pretty funny skit last night. He dressed up as Billy Ray Cyrus and rapped a song to explain his daughter’s departure... Pro-wrestler “Captain” Lou Albano died today at the age of 76. People isn’t reporting an exact cause of death, but he was hospitalized earlier this week before being... Last week Ralph Lauren came under fire for publishing a picture of model Filippa Hamilton looking atrociously gaunt. It’s a clear example of abuse by Photoshop.
Now Hamilton has... “I could remember those two, especially those two people, treating me like the invisible guy. Now look where they at. Cheri Oteri, she can’t get arrested. …...Kids Say The Darndest Things
I Have Food in My Freezer That Lasted Longer
Lindsay’s Day in Court
What A Royal Mess!
Pam Anderson Lands Hostess Gig at El Torito
Coke Didn’t Kill Billy Mays. Kaboom!
Toni Better Pony … Up Some Cash, That Is
Just Because
R.I.P. Lou Albano
So. Friggin. Fat.
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