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Lindsay’s Day in Court

Lindsay Lohan

LL will be in court today.  She’s still on probation from her DUIs and coke charges if you can fathom it.  She still manages to be a train wreck both domestically and abroad, but she’s on probation (after she spent that harrowing 84 minutes in jail).  Ah, celebrity privilege.

Anyway, the judge is checking up on her compliance with probation terms surrounding her required substance abuse program.  Lohan is in a program?  Unless it’s called “The Art of Prescription Pills” I find that hard to believe.  Basically, the court is looking for a progress report on Linds which should be clearly evident just by looking at her.  Unwashed hair plus overuse of tanner, black leggings and face filler multiplied by the amount of times her Twitter account has been hijacked equals “Save This Girl From Herself”.  It’s simple math.

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  • She needs to stop sticking her finger in her mouth. She doesn’t look like Marilyn Monroe. She looks like a meth addict who’s chewing on their finger.

  • I really think they should give her a drug test and if she fails she would be in violation of her probation. Then maybe she would serve some time and get clean for the first time in years. I wish I were the judge!

  • “Unwashed hair plus, overuse of tanner, black leggings and face filler”.
    are u kidding me? she looks better than you any day of the week! i know she’s a mess and a drugadict but her extensions looks georgeous in this picture and her tan does too. just cause you have nothing else to bitch about dont oversell us the story with made up shit, we can clearly all see the pic.

  • Love me some LL, train wreck or no. She’s a good actress who will straighten things out in time and go on to great things.