Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Madonna

Dear God, It Really IS Happening

OMG, Madonna. I know you just went through a divorce. Divorce is really hard. And it is reasonable to rebound with a younger man. It is reasonable to rebound with a younger woman. It is not...

Oh, Here We Go Again

No, that’s not Madonna’s newest conquest she’s cuddled up with.  That’s her adopted son, Malawi native, David Banda.  Now, Madonna is looking to add to her...

Jesus Gets the Axe

Madonna has reportedly called it quits with Brazillian model and sometimes boyfriend Jesus Luz. Apparently she’d been considereing ending the fling for some time because she was...

Quotables

“She is a ridiculous old bag, jumping around on stage at her age. I think she has some kind of an age complex, she still thinks she is a young woman, she can’t accept her age. I...

Quotables

“Thanks. Another kid already?” Sean Penn’s response to Madonna, as she congratulated him for his Oscar win, referring to Madge’s new interest, 22 year-old Jesus Luz. Cripes...

Madonna Nude Photo Sold for $37,500

What was the problem with the economy again? An old nude photo of Madonna sold at auction for $37,500, more than three times the expected sale price of $10K. It was purchased by an unnamed...

Madonna and … Child

Here’s the new photo spread from W magazine that’s apparently a re-enactment of the night Madonna met 22-year-old Brazilian model Jesus Luz, and then fucked his barely-legal...

Madonna Continues To Cavort With Baby Jesus

It looks like Madonna is still hanging with male model Jesus Luz; they were together this weekend in New York. Hey, remember when Madonna was married to Sean Penn and released her True Blue...