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Madonna and … Child

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Here’s the new photo spread from W magazine that’s apparently a re-enactment of the night Madonna met 22-year-old Brazilian model Jesus Luz, and then fucked his barely-legal brains out. The shoot is called “One Night in Rio.”

Ya know, I’m 26 years old, and even I think I’d feel a little dirty sleeping with a 22-year-old. Madonna is 50, with a teenage daughter. I think I’d just die on the spot if my mother did a photo shoot like this.

Is it wrong that I actually find this shit more unsettling than the Octomom?

To get some perspective, Desperately Seeking Susan was released before this guy was born.

Note that there’s not any actual genitalia involved in this shoot, but it may not be entirely safe for work.

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  • ya know what? if i could get something even close to that at 50 i would be taking full advantage…sheesh i can’t even get that NOW. who cares – she’s single and it’s legal.

    • Just leave the money on the dresser, Hon! The barf bucket is on the left! Try not to trip over my lips!

  • Nice that Jesus Luz needs to have his name tattooed on his back so everybody doesn’t forget what his name is. Idiot.

    • Bhahah…I was going to comment on that too. I think she’s just trying to stick it to Guy. After a break-up people ALWAYS do this stuff, whether famous or not. They always try to show the other person “look I’m moving on!”. And in this case, I’m moving on with someone much younger and sexier than you. Take THAT!

  • I’m so one sided, I would never sleep with someone younger than myself but I sleep with a 26 year old. Double standard? I think yes.

  • All I know, is that I’m not a Queen Vadge fan, but I have to give her credit on this photo shoot. I think she looks pretty damned good. And she looks a damned sight better than Jesus Who. Yuck.

  • When you are old enough to be your partner’s parent the situation becomes unsettling. When you are a grown woman wanting to birth a ton of children into such a fucked up world via government assistance, you are EVERYWHERE… Octomom is one of millions; just getting her hustle on in a way we’re not used to reading about everyday. No so unsettling, imo.

    • agreed with the first part. If you are the same age as your partner’s parents– just creepville. I always date guys older than me… but once we are talking like 10, 15-plus years, I am kind of like, “uhm why are you even interested in me? gross.” it doesn’t help that I look super young.

  • I predict that one day Madonna steals Lourdes boyfriend. Can’t you just see her as the type to be threatened by her own daughter’s attractiveness and try to compete with her? Poor Lourdes….

      • spot-on!
        seriously…. I feel bad for lourdes. :( I’d shoot my mom if I was her. Is this why madonna won’t let her daughter get in touch with TV and the media?

  • Ok, Brazil is known for women with big round butts and I guess men with tiny little packages? His briefs are definitely underutilized. And as long as she stays away from ARod, he has enough problems now.

    • Braz. males have few hangups about their hangdowns, unlike gringos. Since the beautiful Braz. boy is lying down in his shorts, you can’t tell what size he is strategically. Unless pics are published while he’s excited without shorts!

      No circumcision in Braz. And – give or take an inch or two – 2.54-5cm – lots of males in that country exceed the puny size of Amer. males who fantasize they are the “be all and end all.”

      As for “to-gay-or-not-to-gay,” who cares? Only fundies & USers do. Sex is sex. “In the beginning came the hand!”

  • Man that guy is hot.

    I think it’s kinda funny how Madonna is doing what some very bitter women would love to do–especially post-divorce. How many women, at 50 no less, actually get away with this kind of thing? Most women at 50 are washed up, flabby, and asexual with chin hair, and have to stand by in pain as their ex-husbands capitalize on the fun that only new pussy provides. But not Madonna; she always manages to turn the tables but good. She is like a man, but better, and that’s why I totally love her.

  • i personally find this new incarnation of madonna that wears unitards and flashes her 50 year old vadge all over the place pretty gross. i have gotten in full on yelling matches with bffs over how old people should not do shit like that. i find it unsetteling when lady gaga does it and shes like half her age. i dont care how “hot” you are, its just really unattractive and honestly, quite skeevy, more so when you can start counting your age in tangible terms regarding centuries.

  • Boring. I get that she’s well preserved for her age, but really, the only thing I can appreciate about these pictures is that she has covered her crotch up for once.

  • Bless M’s soul for working hard and staying in shape, but there’s something to be said for growing old gracefully… and this is NOT what it looks like. I love my Latinos, but I am just not attracted to 22 year olds. They’re like babies… and I’m only 37. How about… “no one old enough to be your father; no one young enough to be your son”?

    In fact, the age difference between Madonna and Jesus (name combo = ewwww) is substantially larger than the age difference between my daughter and I! No no no no no. It’s skanky when a very young woman dates a very old man, and just as skanky when the genders are reversed.

  • Well,these pictures are so heavily photoshopped,I’m not entirely sure if they were even on the same continent when these were taken.Maybe she was in New York,he was in Rio,and they just put them together afterwards.I mean,I’m not even sure that really is Madonna.Maybe just a wax model?I don’t know,either way,not so sexy at all.

  • She’s Madonna. She can do what she wants.

    And she still looks way hotter than most 20somethings in Hollywood.