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Samantha Ronson and Nicole Ritchie doing lines of coke off one another’s snatch? [The Superficial] Oh look, more Jesse James Nazi pictures. How marriage appropriate. ...

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Is Macaulay Culkin gay these days? [The Superficial] Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds – confirmed. [Celebslam] Selena Gomez goes topless. I KNOW, RIGHT? [popbytes] I’m sure...

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You’ll never guess which celebrity couple Bill Clinton was caught hanging with. [The Superficial] Orlando Bloom photographed with new baby! [Celebitchy] Keith Olbermann loses job at...

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Lindsay’s paying people off to shut up about her addictions now. [The Superficial] Kat Von D and Jesse James are wasting no time getting married. [Celebitchy] Antoine Dodson has his...

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Macaulay Culkin rebounds with a porn star, becomes kind of hot. [The Superficial] Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian are, self-admittedly, not small. Take that whatever way you want. ...

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Kourtney Kardashian tells a really explicit story about how swollen her boobs are. [The Superficial] Kelsey Grammer’s wife pretends that she was kidding about his cross-dressing...

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Someone put Jennifer Love Hewitt in charge of stuff. [The Superficial] The Octomom caved and filmed a skin flick. As if you didn’t think she would, tcha. [Celebslam] Guess what...

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Enjoy your last look at red Chewbacca. [The Superficial] Charlie Sheen is probably having sex with Drew Carey now. [TMZ] Kat Von D and Jesse James are still sucking face and there’s...

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Christina Hendricks in old-school Playboy. You’re welcome. [The Superficial] Carrie Fisher in the Princess Leia bikini ages later. Love it or … no? [The Superficial] Demi...

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Nicole Kidman finally cops to using Botox. And we’re surprised … why? [The Superficial] Has Kate Gosselin – dare I say it – gotten hot? These photos might change...

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Guess what actor Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee is banging now? [The Superficial] Oh, look who’s pregnant. I’m so totally surprised. [The Superficial] Jake Gyllenhaal...

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Ashton Kutcher has apparently read Our Bodies, Ourselves one too many times. [The Superficial] Guess which famous actress was blind in one eye up until recently. [The Superficial] Kendall...