So remember how Lindsay Lohan was picked up for a role in Scary Movie 5? Well, naturally, Lindsay’s a loser, and can’t commit to even the simplest of shit. According to Page...
Oh my god, you didn’t think I was serious, did you? I mean, Lindsay did technically discuss economics with President Obama, but it wasn’t like she flew down to the convention... If you’ve been keeping up with gossip for a great long while, or if you read Tiger Beat during lunch in middle school because the principal decided it was a great idea to have... So remember how we were talking about Tom Cruise and his weird Scientology wife-auditioning thing that he did a few years back when Katie Holmes won her round-trip ticket to Crazyville... “At least i know that i have done the work for an angel in heaven .. I know that she will see it from up above.. bless her.”
That is a thing that Lindsay tweeted to Elizabeth... Sure, Lindsay was a nightmare to work with on Liz & Dick. She didn’t memorize her lines, she crashed cars on her way to work, she almost died or just didn’t want to work... What? Come on. Of course she didn’t. Lindsay doesn’t do these kinds of things, guys.
From CNN (yes, CNN):
Elizabeth Taylor’s Cleopatra “love nest,” where her... From TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan stiffed the famous Chateau Marmont hotel to the tune of $46,350.04, and she is now persona non grata.
TMZ has obtained a letter from the General Manager of the... Ok, listen. Lindsay Lohan stole $100,000 worth of jewelry at that house party. She definitely did that. That absolutely happened. And the guy who owned the jewelry (which, just so... Well, you know what they say. Haters gonna hate. Players gonna play. Flop Lip gonna flop. Sunrise, sunset. Just another day in the life.
What I’m saying is that Lindsay Lohan... I mean, we could, of course, come right out and say “This is what Lindsay looks like when she’s fleeing the long arm of the law,” but that would make us look like... There are a couple of new stories about Lindsay Lohan‘s latest jewelry heist, which makes me believe that it’s going to turn into a big thing. It’s always so hard to tell...
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Lindsay Didn’t Steal Any Jewelry, Fled The State...