Here’s his thoughts on McCain’s use of the term “that one” during the debates last night. Between “that one” and “my friends,” all anyone can...
Okay, my days of being politically undecided are over.
I’m voting for Barack Obama, who admits, in an upcoming issue of Men’s Health magazine, that he’s been smoking... “They’re going to talk about pigs, and they’re going to talk about lipstick; they’re going to talk about Paris Hilton, they’re going to talk about Britney... Senator Barack Obama was supposed to appear on SNL tonight … but he’s canceled his appearance because of the severity of Hurricane Ike.
And I wanna sit here and give Obama some... Barack Obama will be appearing on Saturday Night Live‘s season premiere this weekend, alongside national hero and giant-penis-possessor Michael Phelps, who is sure to draw an... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
BRILLIANT!
This is the kind of genius I wish I possessed. I don’t care who you’re voting for — this shit is funny.
If you want... Obama will be running with Delaware Senator Joe Biden, in order to add the whole “old white dude” touch to his campaign.
In light of Obama’s choice, John McCain has chosen... Oh YAY!!!!
This is TOTALLY the best part of politics.
The BITCHY ADS!!!
Love it, love it, love it.
Here an Obama ad noting that John McCain is SO OLD and SO RICH that he doesn’t even... John McCain may accuse Barack Obama of being the “biggest celebrity in the world,” but perhaps that honor belongs more to Oprah Winfrey, who will be on-hand to support Obama at... At least that’s what John McCain wants you to think, in this new campaign commercial comparing Barack Obama to Britney Spears and Paris Hilton.
Subtle, guys. Real subtle. Because it turns out they’re ninth cousins.
And Brad Pitt? He’s a ninth cousin of Barack Obama.
OMG.
Only on a slow news day, people. Only on a slow news day.
Pitt and Obama... Bennifer II — that is, Ben Affleck and Jen Garner, hosted a fundraising event for Barack Obama on Sunday in Ben’s home town of Boston.
Affleck said he and his wife were just...
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