Today's Evil Beet Gossip

South Park creators ink massive deal with Comedy Central

I've gotta be honest here.  I do NOT understand this biznezz.   Trey Parker and Matt Stone, who created South Park and the insanely popular Book of Mormon, just inked a deal with Paramount that will blow your mind. The pair will keep producing episodes of South Park.  A show for which I don't know anyone who watches, but they'll also produce 8 movies for Paramount studios!  About what? Book of Mormon was fantastic, but how many versions or sequels can you create? And god help me if the...

Pam Anderson selling adorable Malibu home

Our favorite vegan, Pamela Anderson, is selling the home she's owns in the tony Malibu Colony, which is a private section of the beach town.   She's lived here since 2013 when she gave it a total remodel and gave it a shabby chic meets industrial meets minimalism.  It's hard to pin down.  But it works! Pammy has since moved on from the beach house, and has returned to Vancouver Island to work on a renovation of a waterfront home that she’s long owned. There's a soaking pool sort of under and behind the home, and a winding staircase that takes you up to the main entrance. Inside the four-bedroom, 4.5-bathroom estate offers 2,752 square feet of living space, a glorious open plan, retractable glass walls, and natural light. Sold: $11.8m   4 bed, 4.5 bath   2752 square feet. Our favorite vegan, Pamela Anderson, is selling the home she's owns in the tony Malibu Colony, which is a private section of the beach town.   She's lived here since 2013 when she gave it a total remodel and gave it a shabby chic meets industrial meets minimalism.  It's hard to pin down.  But it works! Pammy has since moved on from the beach house, and has returned to Vancouver Island to work on a renovation of a waterfront home that she’s long owned. There's a soaking pool sort of...

Dr Dre’s daughter says she is homeless

So imagine your father is worth a reported $800,000,000 and you're running meals for Door Dash and living in your rental car. So imagine your father is worth a reported $800,000,000 and you're running meals for Door Dash and living in your rental car. These are the claims made by LaTonya Young, 38, who is the eldest child of mega star Dr Dre. Dr Dre had LaTonya in 1983 when he was only 17 and her mother, Lisa Johnson, was just 15 years old. According to LaTonya, she stopped seeing her father when she was 5 and has only been in contact with him via his management since. Now I realize Dre doesn't owe his adult daug...

Own a piece of Princess Diana’s wedding cake!

If you've always wanted to have a weird and unusual connection to Princess Diana, your opportunity is just around the corner. On August 11, Dominic Winter Auctioneers will sell a 40-year-old piece of cake baked to celebrate Princess Diana and Prince Charles’ wedding in 1981. The cake (seen below) has white marzipan icing (ew) and a Royal coat of arms made out of sugar.  In the lot description, the British auction house notes that the decades-old dessert is “partly cracked” and has “slight damage to the shield of the crest” but otherwise appears to be well preserved. It's provenance goes like this... A woman who worked for the Queen named Moyra Smith was given the piece of cake as a gift.  In lew of a ticket to the wedding, I suppose.  Anyway, Moyra was no dummy. She didn't eat the cake, but rather wrapped it up with a handwritten label signed and dated to “29/7/81”: “Handle with Care—Prince Charles & Princess Diane’s [sic] Wedding Cake.” Moyra sold the slice in 2008 and it's current owners are offering it up yet again. Here's the thing... estimates are just $300 - $400.  That's doable for almost anyone who wants to express their love for Diana in a most peculiar way.  Finally! A good use for that stimmy money you've been holding onto! If you've always wanted to have a weird and unusual connection to Princess Diana, your opportunity is just around the corner. On August 11, Dominic Winter Auctioneers will sell a 40-year-old piece of cake baked to celebrate Princess Diana and Prince Charles’ wedding in 1981. The cake (seen below) has white marzipan icing (ew) and a Royal coat of arms made out of sugar.  In the lot description, the British auction house notes that the decades-old dessert is “partly cracked” and ...

Jeopardy has it’s new permanent host!

So I'm not thrilled about this, but it could be worse.  It seems the executive producer of the show, Mike Richards, who had a 2 week stint among a bevy of other guest hosts, will be the new official host of the show. According to Variety Richards is reportedly in advanced negotiations with Sony Pictures Television. Richards wasn't my first choice (Ken Jennings was) but truth is, his resume is kind of perfect. He's hosted game shows before ... "Divided" and "The Pyramid" for Sony Pictures’ GSN...

Rihanna officially named a billionaire

Rihanna has done what few (although more and more every year) can do and thats collect a billion dollars over her short 33 years. Riri got the ball rolling 18 years ago when she met producer Evan Rogers in her home country of Barbados and performed for him at a hotel.  Her singing career took off exponentially once she linked up with Jay Z. But the real magic happened, as it does for many, when she began branding and released a make up line called Fenty. She also has a lingerie company,...

Jen Aniston says she cut ties with unvaccinated friends

    Jen Aniston has drawn a hard line in the sand over the pandemic, covid and taking the science seriously. The Friends star says she was forced to cut ties with some people who just refuse to be a part of the solution. “There’s still a large group of people who are anti-vaxxers or just don’t listen to the facts. It’s a real shame,” she said in her InStyle September cover interview. “I’ve just lost a few people in my weekly routine who have refused or did not d...

John Corbett secretly wed Bo Derek

John Corbett broke some pretty cool news this week.   He and girlfriend of TWENTY years, Bo Derek, finally made it official! Bo Derek, for those of you under 25, was the original it girl.  Guys wanted to be with her, girls wanted to be her.  But turned away from the spotlight by the early 90's after doing Chris Farley's Tommy Boy. Now John Corbett, who was visiting his friend Jerry O'Connell on 'The Talk', says the pair married around Christmas. "Jerry, I can't believe that I forgot ...

Amanda Seyfried as Elizabeth Holmes on set of film

[caption id="attachment_189750" align="aligncenter" width="607"][caption id="attachment_189750" align="aligncenter" width="607"] Amanda on the left, Elizabeth on the right.[/caption] If you're not familiar with Elizabeth Holmes I can give you the 15 second rundown. Elizabeth was considered a prodigy.  A genius.  She was founder of Theranos, a bio tech company that had claimed to have revolutionized blood testing. In short time she and her company were valued at billions of dollars.  Till it was discovered she had been making the entire thing up. There...

Teddi Mellencamp says she got Covid from unvaxed husband

Real Housewives of Beverly Hill's star Teddi Mellencamp is opening up about her struggle with getting Covid-19 and learning she got the illness from her husband, Edwin, because he was unvaccinated. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star, 40, said she was sick for six days while Edwin, 44, was sick for about 15 days with more severe symptoms. She talked on her podcast Monday about his regret at not getting the jab. 'I was vaccinated and my husband was not, which he has since realized wha...

Gloria Vanderbilts wild Manhattan home for sale

Gloria Vanderbilt was one of my icons growing up.  She had such glamour and always wore lavish kimonos and tons of bulky jewelry.  She exuded the woman I hope to be one day. In style, at least. Now her son, Anderson Cooper, is selling the late designers extremely eclectic condominium in Lower East Manhattan.  Take note of the full size portrait of herself as well as several smaller ones hanging everywhere across the home. The space is modest in size for such a culturally large woman, but it's 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths and a full kitchen.  So that's pretty much all anyone needs.  Just enjoy looking at it. It's amazing.  Below is one of many portraits of her around the space. Asking: $1,125,000  3 Bed, 2.5 bath, manned building Gloria Vanderbilt was one of my icons growing up.  She had such glamour and always wore lavish kimonos and tons of bulky jewelry.  She exuded the woman I hope to be one day. In style, at least. Now her son, Anderson Cooper, is selling the late designers extremely eclectic condominium in Lower East Manhattan.  Take note of the full size portrait of herself as well as several smaller ones hanging everywhere across the home. The space is modest in size for such a culturally large woman, but...

Kathy Griffin announces she has Lung Cancer

Kathy Griffin, the red headed comedian who many love to hate, has had a rocky half decade.  And things seem to be getting worse. She took to twitter on Monday to announce that she has been diagnosed with Lung Cancer and will be undergoing surgery to remove half of one of her lungs, despite never having smoked. “Doctors are very optimistic as it is stage one and contained to my left lung,” the 60-year-old Griffin said. She added that if all goes well, she will not require chemotherapy...