Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Tina Fey, Amy Poehler and Rachel Dratch Get Jersified

What do you need to do to keep making Jersey Shore jokes freakin' hilarious? Get the funniest people ever, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Rachel Dratch and Abby Elliott together, and that's exactly what Jimmy Fallon did on his show last night. It's true, I'm over the Jersey Shore jokes (We get it! They're dumb, orange and gross!) but this video is hilarious. Of course it is, the Goddesses of Comedy, Tina and Amy, kill everything they do. They can drop the mic on the stage of life, right about now. They've given us so much already. Rachel Dratch never fails to make me laugh out loud, and is it just me, or does Abby Elliott do t...

Whitney Houston to Return to Film, Molls to Return to Happiness

Yes, I did just refer to myself in the third person. It's Friday and this post involves a Waiting to Exhale sequel, so if you have a problem with that, you can deal. Sorry, anything Angela Bassett-related makes me VERY sassy. Guys! They're making a Waiting to Exhale sequel and it's official. Angela confirmed the news last night on the red carpet premiere of her new movie Jump the Broom, which i am soooo going to see. Here are the deets from TheYBF.com: The actress confirmed that in the sequel, "Getting to Happ...

Five Things I Noticed About Rupert Grint’s Milk Ad

Did you know that over in the UK, they've been ripping off those "Got Milk?" ads for like, a hot minute now? I did not. But after seeing this "Make Mine Milk" ad featuring Rupert Grint from the Harry Potter movies, I couldn't help but notice a few things: 1) He's wearing the same denim gap blouse-y jacket thing that most of the moms on my middle school's PTA frequently dawned. The stylist on this shoot either hates him or he's probably going to pull a Ricky Martin on us any minute now. ...

LL Cool J Doesn’t Want You To Know He Sleeps With Tranny Whores

I don't even know where to start. So you know, LL Cool J, right? Okay, according to DiaryOfaHollywoodStreetKing.com, NYC transvestite hooker, Toni Newman, sold a story to the National Enquirer detailing his $500 sexual encounter with the rapper. LL picked up Toni on a street corner in NY's 14th street red light district, and paid cash for the sexual services. To be crystal clear, Toni dresses like a woman, but definitely has a penis. Before you think that this is just another made-up tabloid story, know that before the Enq...

‘Teen Mom’ PSA a Fights Teen Pregnancy, Intelligence

Well, I guess it's nice that MTV decided to use their Teen Mom stars run a formal PSA about teen pregnancy (as opposed to the show, which is just one long, kind of unclear PSA about why you might not want to have a baby at 14), but I've learned nothing from it. No, that's not true. I've learned that I'm happy I was raised to speak proper English and that I wasn't allowed to dress like an overly made-up slore. The intro to the PSA features one of the moms saying, “The night that I got pregna...