Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Brangelina Want You To Get Crunk Off Their New Wine

Everyone knows that wine is only good for vineyards, first dates and the desperate and otherwise dry. Still, lots of people seem to like it because it's classy and you can drink it by the bottle without feeling like the alcoholic you probably are, so it only makes sense that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have gotten in on the action and are releasing their own range, fresh from their very own vineyard! From Decanter: Under the agreement, the Perrin family, long-term owners of Château Beauca...

LeAnn Rimes Is Suing Over Her Botched Teefs

leann rimes pics LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian must've emptied the last bit of change out of his kids' piggy banks in the last few days, because LeAnn's filing a lawsuit for dental malpractice which took place over the past three years. From TMZ: In the lawsuit... obtained by TMZ... Rimes claims she went to Dr. Duane C. McKay for various dental work over 3 years. Some of the work included upper front veneers and crowns that the dentist promised would address her TMJ-related pain as well as improve her ...

Hugh Jackman’s Wife Doesn’t Like All Those Gay Rumors

Hugh Jackman is a stud - a singing, Broadway production starring, tight pants wearing, possibly gay stud? No! Rumors about 24601's (I'm Jean Valjeannnnnnn!) sexuality have been rampant for years, and generally he doesn't give a shit because anyone who's comfortable and confident in their own skin wouldn't. However, his wife of nearly 17 years, Deborra-Lee Furness, isn't so keen. From The Hollywood Reporter: Despite these friends and a seemingly idyllic life, Jackman admits rumors about his sexuality have taken a greater toll th...

Evan Rachel Wood Is Not Happy With the Paparazzi

evan rachel wood pics Evan Rachel Wood is currently pregnant with her first child with fiancé Jamie Bell and since pregnant women have to get scans and stuff, obviously they're gonna have to leave their house and that means - for celebs, at least - the chance of being photographed. For most people, this is an unfortunate hazard of the job, but ERW ain't having that and took to her Twitter to lash out at The Daily Mail for posting pictures of her leaving her ultrasound appointment in Los Angeles. The article has since been taken down from the Daily Mail w...

Anderson Cooper Wants You To Know That ‘The Bachelor’ Isn’t Real

anderson cooper sean lowe bachelor pics In "no duh" news of the day, Anderson Cooper has warned viewers that The Bachelor is fake during an episode of Anderson Cooper Live. "Can somebody please explain to me why anyone: A) Watches this show, and B) Thinks this is real? Haven't we learned that this is just fake? These people don't stay together, they don't even last together for the reunion show. This show, I just don't understand." No shit, Sherlock. Next thing you're going to tell me that Anne Hathaway is annoying or that chocolate cake is the best dessert. S...

Reba McEntire Is Pretty Pumped to Be Kelly Clarkson’s Mother-In-Law

Kelly Clarkson is engaged, as you probably know, but did you know that her fiancé is Reba McEntire's stepson? Whaaaat? It doesn't get more excellently country than that, folks. Reba is absolutely thrilled about the upcoming ceremony, and discussed her excitement about welcoming Kelly to the family during an appearance on Katie with Katie Couric. "[I'm] thrilled to death, thrilled to death. To have my buddy as my daughter-in-law, I mean, who could ask for more?" McEntire went on to describe Clarkson as "a big-hearted, very good person", ad...

Kate Middleton Bikini Photos Going To Press: So What?

Prince William and Kate - I'm sorry, Catherine - Middleton decided to take a break from the shit weather the UK's been getting this winter (and, okay, always) and have a little holiday in Mustique, the private $50,000 per night island in the Caribbean. Of course, where the stars go, the cameras will follow and as the future of the monarchy, eyes were heavily on the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge as they always are - even more so now that there's a royal baby on the way. The Italian magazine Chi came under intense scrutiny this week after publishin...

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peter dinklage pics Peter Dinklage is going to be in the new X-Men film [The Superficial] Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher go courtside [Lainey Gossip] Katy Perry doesn't approve of Rihanna and Chris Brown [Bohomoth] Lady GaGa can't walk now, needs surgery [Starpulse] Naomi Watts takes her cute kids out and about [Splash News Online] Miley Cyrus almost falls out of her dress [INF Daily] Kris Jenner is caught in another scandal, maybe [The Huffington Post] Emmy Rossum doesn't think Kristen Stewart is very empowered [Celeb Dirty Laundry] ...

Ke$ha Drinks Her Own Pee, Smells Like a Hobo… Charming

ke$ha pics Ke$ha is always saying shit that makes me want to douse myself in fire to get clean again after hearing it, but this time she's taken it to a whole new level: the female Bear Grylls decided it would be a great idea to drink her own pee and doesn't particularly mind that she smells like "shrimp on a diaper". Lord, take me now, I'm not meant for this world. From BBC Radio 1 (via New Zealand Herald): "I was told drinking my own pee was good, I was trying to be healthy ... Somebody tried to take ...

Jessica Alba Thought She Was Having a Stroke Last Week

If I think too hard about it, it really bugs me out how we're all autonomous beings with hearts that work on their own and can sometimes stop working and so many things can go wrong and ahhhh! It's crazy, this whole being alive thing. Therefore, I totally understand Jessica Alba's panic when she woke up last week and thought she was having a stroke. From The Jimmy Kimmel Show (via DigitalSpy): "Basically I thought I was having a stroke last week," Alba recalled. "I really, really thought I wa...

Jennifer Hudson Likes Mariah Carey on ‘American Idol’; The Others… Not So Much

Jennifer Hudson took a break from updating her thinspiration tumblr and trying to shrink her head down to match her body size this week to let the world what she thinks of the new panel of American Idol judges. My guess (because it's my own opinion) is that she loves Mariah Carey, who's a legend, thinks Nicki Minaj is clinically insane/really annoying and couldn't give two shits about Keith Urban because all she knows is that he's Nicole Kidman's husband and used to be an alcoholic. Well, wha...

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jennifer lawrence pics Is Jennifer Lawrence getting it on with Michael Fassbender? [The Superficial] Elisha Cuthbert has dropped her pariah gig [Lainey Gossip] Joseph Gordon-Levitt is adorably cute on Sesame Street [Starpulse] Yay, puppies! It's the Westminster Dog Show! [Socialite Life] Oh, dear - a middle-aged Twi-hard got some new tattoos [The Frisky] Brandi Glanville is a big dater in Los Angeles [Celebzter] Lohan's dating a 22-year-old, by the way [Celebslam] Ke$ha drank her own pee and it's on film [IDLYITW] LeAnn Rimes got a new haircut - yippee! [Yeeeah] ...