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Surprise! Chris Brown is a father!

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Chris Brown has always wanted children – hell, he wanted to knock up both Rihanna and Karrueche at the same time since, you know, he was fucking them both simultaneously. It looks like this wish has already been granted, since TMZ found out that he actually has a 9-month-old daughter!

The baby’s mother is a 31-year-old former model named Nia  who we’re told has known Chris for several years.

Sources connected to both Nia and Chris tell us they are on very good terms — however they’re not together romantically. We’re told 25-year-old Chris is happy about being a father.

It does not appear there is a formal child support order in place — and we do not know the nature of any informal terms of support.

Yikes. If there’s anything worse than Chris Brown’s mere existence, it’s the thought of him fathering a child. Then again, biologically fathering a child and actually helping to raise it as an actual father are two totally different things, and unsurprisingly, it seems like he’s skipping out on he latter. Way to be a scumbag, Chris! Wouldn’t have expected anything less.

Then again, maybe this is the kindest thing he’s ever done – saving that poor child from himself.

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