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Kim Kardashian broke the internet with her giant ass

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I’m so sorry to have to do this to you so early in the day. I’m putting the cover photo of Kim Kardashian with her ENTIRE ass front and center on camera behind a cut, not just because it’s NSFW, but because it’s NSFL and I care too much about you all.

That’s right, Kim met up with photographer Jean-Paul Goude in Paris and they did this shoot for Paper Mag, which… I’m sorta dumbfounded. Kim has never been shy about getting out her ass, tits, or anything inbetween, but seeing it there, oiled up, right in the center of the frame is… I dunno. A bit off-putting? Completely unattractive?

Of course, a woman’s job is not to be attractive 24/7, and that’s fine – if this was done as some statement against the patriarchy or blah blah blah, I could maybe somewhat support it (even if I don’t like it). But the problem is, Kim DOES think this is sexy. This is the only version of sexy she knows… and that’s really, really sad.

Anyhow, pic behind the cut. Don’t say I didn’t warn you!

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Welp, there it is, in all its glory. Listen, I know Kim has a giant ass, but doesn’t this look sorta Photoshopped? Like, it’s COMICALLY big. Like, not belonging to a real person big. I’m so confused!

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  • I just feel sorry for her anymore–seems like Ms. Kardashian-West is the most manipulated woman on the planet.

  • I know she paid for it, so that kinda makes it hers, but..SO fake. And oiled? And a garbage bag? And. Okay, I’m done.

  • I’ve seen her in person – her ass is really that huge. She looks great until she gets up to walk, then you go “Damn, too bad” when you see her walking away. She’d do really well in bars with drunken morons.