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ben affleck Ben Affleck has been complaining about being famous [Amy Grindhouse] There's a reason no one talks about Lindsay Lohan's ass [The Superficial] Nigella Lawson still looked fierce going to court [Lainey Gossip] Oh dear, is Justin Theroux cheating on Jennifer Aniston? [Celebitchy] Why is your crotch out, Sarah Harding? [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Carrie Underwood wasn't the #1 choice for 'The Sound of Music' [ICYDK] Helen Flannagan will never wear a bra again [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] We can see y...

Oh No! Prince Harry’s In Danger!

prince harry Well, not really, but here's the scoop: Prince Harry is at the South Pole (in? on?) as part of the Walking With The Wounded South Pole Allied Challenge, but it's now been halted due to inclement weather, which has made the terrain all wonky and totally unsafe to be on. The Challenge's director Ed Parker released the following statement: "Until now, the three teams have been racing against one another across the Antarctic plateau, but yesterday I took the decision to suspend the race. "The r...

Peter Capaldi Jokes He’s “Too Young” to Play the Doctor in ‘Doctor Who’

peter capaldi doctor who Peter Capaldi is going to be the new Doctor on Doctor Who, which I personally think is an interesting and potentially great casting choice - perhaps the first good decision Steven Moffat has made in the history of the show (I really hate him). A lot of people were pretty concerned about the whole "Capaldi is kind of an old dude" angle, but Moffat has said that he acts like the youngest doctor yet, and here's what Capaldi himself had to say to PA about it: "Well, The Doctor is thousands of yea...

Lady GaGa and the Technicolor Whatever-the-Hell This Outfit Is

lady gaga There aren't even really any words for the outfit Lady GaGa donned as she trotted out of her hotel in London on Sunday. This looks like something out of my nightmares, and out of a medical textbook for "how to get pneumonia". I don't even think there's much of an entry here other than to say "WTF????" This has to be in her Top 10 worst outfits, right? Follow us on Twitter | Facebook...

Kim Kardashian Has a Generous Spirit

kim-kardashian-fan.png ... Which is why she invited one very lucky fan to do the honour of watching Kanye's show in New Orleans in the VIP section with her. Apparently Twitter user @MyleezaKardas was tweeting about how she was looking for Kim, so Kim said she'd have someone come get her and indeed she did. I'm sending someone to go get you so you can come sit with me!!! @MyleezaKardash Need your seat # & section. DM me ASAP!!!— Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) December 6, 2013 @MyleezaKardash I h...

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paul walker Paul Walker was speeding - does it really matter? [The Superficial] Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel want babies [Lainey Gossip] Lady GaGa wants us to opt out of the Olympics [Celebitchy] Kimye are too narcissistic to be liked, says person with eyes [Amy Grindhouse] Oh Christ, Cameron Diaz has been SINGING in 'Annie' [ICYDK] Yes, Jamie Lynn Spears is a country singer now [IDLYITW] Everyone still loves Jennifer Lawrence [Bohomoth] Amanda Bynes' hair grew back really quickly [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW...

One Direction and the Cast of ‘Anchorman’ Sang ‘Afternoon Delight’ on ‘SNL’

anchorman one directions This is sort of obligatory posting at this point. On Saturday Night Live this week, Paul Rudd was hosting with One Direction serving as musical guest and since Paul is promoting Anchorman 2 at the moment, the rest of the cast - including Will Ferrell - joined him at one point and then One Direction joined them and they all sang 'Afternoon Delight' together. It was a nice little stunt, sure, and I bet there were people who ate it up, but I just found it all... a little boring and not at all...

Miley Cyrus Twerked On Santa :(

miley cyrus santa claus Poor Santa Claus. Miley Cyrus was performing at the KISS-FM Jingle Ball in Los Angeles on Friday in some seasonal shitty attire, and what better way to ring in the Christmas season than by backing her ass up on some guy who looks like Robin Thicke dressed up in a cheap Santa costume. Hint, my man: When you're dressing up as Santa, maybe make sure the costume covers your face? Apparently Miley was also grabbing her background dancer's boobs throughout the set, perhaps to see what real breasts fee...

Selena Gomez Cursed Her Way Off Stage

selena-gomez Selena Gomez, dressed like a goth version of Velma Kelly from Chicago, had a really rough set at KIIS FM's 2013 Jingle Ball. How rough? So rough that she cut it short and cursed her way off the stage. Hardcore, Selena. From Us Weekly: The 21-year-old star got held up during her performance on stage when her audio and mic malfunctioned. Her reaction? The "Slow Down" singer dropped the f-bomb and later walked off stage before finishing her set. "Sorry, the sound isn't working!" Gomez was he...

Guy Who Punched Barron Hilton Says Lindsay Lohan Wasn’t Involved

lindsay lohan smoking Barron Hilton, Paris Hilton's little bro, got attacked after a party and he blamed Lindsay Lohan for the beating, saying she ordered it. Like she's this huge mob boss and we're all living in her city and we're just lucky to be here or something. Well now the guy who punched Barron (someone named Ray Lemoine) says that Lindsay Lohan wasn't involved. TMZ has all the details: We're told Ray had been renting the house for a few days -- and allowed LiLo to stay there because she was a friend of a friend ... but claims Hilton got all pissy whe...

Carrie Underwood Thinks You Need Jesus

carrie-underwood Carrie Underwood thinks you need Jesus -- that is, if you're "mean". She tweeted the night after her Sound of Music live NBC special aired (to mostly dismal reviews), Plain and simple: Mean people need Jesus. They will be in my prayers tonight... 1 Peter 2:1-25 Was she possibly responding to Kym Karath who played Gretl Von Trapp in the original film? Ms. Karath live-tweeted the show. Some highlights (lowlights?): Mystified & disappointed so far by SOM special. So far only happy with Stephen M...

Ellen And Portia Take Their Turn Spoofing Kim And Kanye’s Video

ellen-portia-bound2 Ellen DeGeneres is bringing the gold lately. First she gave us "Mad Men Without Cigarettes". Now she and wife Portia de Rossi are participating in what I hope will be a time-honored tradition: making fun of Kim and Kanye's "Bound2" music video. Seth Rogen and James Franco already did it, so now it's Ellen and Portia's turn. They spoofed the video for their Christmas card (above). Nice work, ladies! Sure beats the Kardashian Christmas card (of which Ellen joked, "It is real, I've been staring...