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Britney’s ‘Work Bitch’ Is Here: What Do Your Ears Think?

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Hear ye, hear ye, it’s the moment we’ve all… not really been waiting for but it’s nice anyway: Britney released ‘Work Bitch’ a day earlier than planned and now we can all climb into a rocket made of dreams and shoot off into the pop stratosphere. I don’t know what any of that means – I’m in a strange mood today – but let’s just go with it.

I have to say, I kinda love it. It’ll be good to add to my running playlist and I’m sure it’ll be big in the clubs (I’ve only been to a club like, once, about 12 years ago, but I think this is the sorta thing they play) and the gays will love it and the pop fans will love it and ahhhhh, let’s all just dance! Rave time! It’s amazing how these producers can turn on this manufactured personality for her, when we all know she sorta doesn’t have one. Whatever. It’s Britney, bitch!

Bonus round: how many people does it make to write a single? Apparently six,, Swedish House Mafia’s Sebastian Ingrosso, Otto Jettman, Ruth-Anne Cunningham and Anthony Preston. Oh, and Britney “co-wrote” this jem, as well.

What do you think of the song?

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  • My ears still bleed. God, this song is just horrible. Why are we punished with such “music” and why does it take 6 people to write that?

  • I know I’m late to the game, but, my 8 year old niece can photoshop better than this! She looks like a young Ellen Barkin in the face and her body looks….unreal.

  • Her eyes look dead and empty. Every time she gets in the spotlight, her eyes start looking dead. I’m horrified by what’s happened to this poor girl. She is a victim of Disney, MKUltra and the gov.

  • I see your picture and your PUPPY, only a vain, heartless person your type could buy instead of adopting one.