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RIP, Miley Cyrus’ Tongue :(

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Miley Cyrus really loves sticking her tongue out – it’s sort of her trademark. Is she tasting the wind? Testing the temperature? Rehydrating her body via panting, dog-style? Who can say, but it’s just what she does. Or rather… what she did. That’s right, Miley is retiring the sticky-outie tongue! :(

From French TV show Le Grand Journal (via DS):

“It’s the new Miley tongue, it’s kind of like my style now. They’re all doing it, but it’s getting a little old. I’m going to have to retire it!”

“For as long as it is, you would think that I could touch my nose! I mean I’ve tried it, I can’t! I’m so close!”

First of all, what a stupid fucking thing to talk about during an interview. Second of all, “They’re all doing it”? Who in the hell is “they”, for one, and for another… sticking your tongue out is not a new action, Miley. You didn’t invent it or trademark it, it’s just some stupid ass thing you do to be “badass” and it’s another massive fail on that end.

I can’t wait to see what her new Trademark will be… Could it be sucking on hammers??? I know that one requires her to travel with a prop, but it could be truly groundbreaking in the “signature move” field.

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