Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Tonight’s The Night!

A photo of Lindsay Lohan After what's felt like years of waiting, the big day is finally here. Tonight we will finally be able to see Lindsay Lohan's big comeback: Liz & Dick, the Lifetime movie that we've always dreamed of. We'll be able to sit down with our families and friends, or we'll just watch it at the gym because we don't have cable, and we'll all be better for it. We all remember that first review of the movie, and sadly, it wasn't all that positive. But since more time has passed, a lot more peopl...

So Here’s This Picture That Rihanna Tweeted Last Night

A photo of Chris Brown Yeah, that's it. Rihanna took this photo of Chris Brown with his stupid underwear hanging out, then she posted it on Twitter with the tag #BartObsessed. So that's it, I guess. It's officially on. And Chris Brown is obsessed with Bart Simpson, which just makes me feel this weird kind of loathing for him that I haven't quite felt before. Like, yeah, he's an abusive asshole who is constantly doing or saying something stupid, but now he's all that and also a guy who travels around with a ...

Today in Crazy Town: Jesse James Is Engaged

A photo of Jesse James I thought it was over. I honestly thought it was over. I thought that after Jesse James the gross asshole that was married to Sandra Bullock and cheated on her, broke up with Kat Von D it would all be over. Jesse James would fade into obscurity, taking his evil ways with him, but no. This guy just won't quit. He's engaged. He's been dating this drag racer, Alexis DeJoria, since September, and they've been "bonding over their love of motor racing," according to a source. Now, just two months later, ...

Lindsay Lohan Is Talking Too Much

A photo of Lindsay Lohan Lindsay is doing way too many interviews. Way, way too many. And I appreciate it, I really do, but I just don't know if it's a good idea for her. Like, she keeps saying all these silly things, and that's not going to help her get an Oscar. Which, by they way, she's still talking about. Here's her latest interview, from Us Weekly via Celebitchy: On love: “I’m not focused on that yet. I want to do a ton of movies first. After I win an Oscar, I can start thinking about love. I think ther...

Amanda Bynes Is Still Crazy And Also on Instagram

A photo of Amanda Bynes Oh, Amanda Bynes. I've missed this girl, haven't you? We haven't heard from her since all the way back at the beginning of this month when she was trying to tell everyone that she's a retired multi-millionaire. Since then, she's probably just been wandering around New York, acting weird in public places. But now we have proof that she's been wandering around, acting weird in public places. For instance, here's what she did last weekend: Nickelodeon nightmare Amanda Bynes grew huffy at PH-D after she thought women sitting nearby were trying to take her photo, even though the...

Blind Item: Justin Bieber Wants His Own Action Movie

A photo of Justin Bieber From Blind Gossip: Lately, this young star has been making more headlines for his personal life than for his talent. Well, his handlers are desperate to deflect your attention and give you something else to talk about. So, believe it or not, his next big project will be… as the lead in a feature film! His preference is an action film, but he will settle for a romance. Either way, he wants to prove that he is multi-talented and not a baby anymore. Turning him into an action star or a v...

BREAKING: Taylor Swift Talks About Love

A photo of Taylor Swift I'm just going to tell you guys the same thing that I've had to tell my mom over and over: I love you, I really do, and I respect your opinions, and I'm so thankful for all you've done for me, but I'm a grown woman, I can make my own choices, and I need you to get off my jock. That's what I've told her every single time she's questioned one of my life choices, and that's what I'm telling you now. I love talking about Taylor Swift. Probably I'll never stop talking about Taylor Swift. But I n...

Rihanna Had A Very Happy Thanksgiving with Chris Brown

A photo of Rihanna and Chris Brown From Us Weekly: Rihanna is giving thanks to Chris Brown. Despite traveling to seven countries in seven days for her over-the-top 777 tour-- which wrapped in NYC on Tuesday Nov. 20 -- the Barbados-born pop star wasn't content to stay in one place for the American holiday. "All alone in my big ole jet!!! See u soon lover," the "Diamonds" singer, 24,tweeted Wednesday beneath a shot in which she sits alone on a private plane. Her destination: Berlin, Germany, where on-and-off beau Brown...

Quotables: Lindsay Lohan Talks About Love, More

photo of lindsay lohan face pictures goofy pic I need to love myself first before I could be with anyone else, and I was going through a lot. Two toxic people cannot be together. End of story. We're friends now. That's how it started so I think that's how it was meant to be. Yeah, I like a girl. And? That's not fair. And what am I left with? Heartbreak. That was three years ago. It was my last serious relationship. ---Lindsay Lohan on the state of her love life, former and current, and what the fall-out was like when she dated Samantha ...

Happy Belated Thanksgiving from LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian, Too

photo of leann rimes and eddie cibrian pictures thanksgiving mustache photos Blah blah blah happy marriage blah blah blah creepy mustache blah blah blah Eddie Cibrian must really love Burt Reynolds: The photo was captioned "Happy Thanksgiving from the Cibrian's", and naturally, I have to ask: Happy Thanksgiving from what, exactly, of the Cibrian's? Their turkey? Their dog? Their spurned exes? Because I know that if the Cibrians were wishing us a happy Thanksgiving from them, themselves, they would have specified otherwise. ...