From the National Enquirer via Celebitchy:
Taylor Swift is storming her way into Camelot, already making plans to marry 18-year-old Conor Kennedy and have his child as quickly as possible. Swift is obsessed with becoming the next Jackie Kennedy, say sources. And while she’s close to Ethel Kennedy, other members of the powerful dynasty are ready to go to war with Swift to keep her out of the family.
“It’s World War III. Many of the Kennedys loathe Taylor and don’t want anything to do with her,” said a Kennedy family insider. “They think she’s using her fame as a singer to worm her way into the fold… Taylor badly wants to marry Conor and have a Kennedy baby. She sees herself as the next Jackie O and aims to become as famous as she was, a style icon on a world stage.”
Conor and Taylor are now discussing a walk down the aisle next spring.
“Taylor’s already looking for the perfect wedding dress… she wants a vintage ‘60s gown. Conor is besotted with Taylor and insists the relationship is for real.”
Meanwhile, Conor’s dad Robert Junior has been caught up in his own red-hot affair with Cheryl Hines – and there is “nobody to sit Conor down and tell him he’s too young and should take it easy.”
“But it’s not wonder he’s so smitten – just think, here’s a boy who lost his mom in the most tragic circumstances, his dad’s busy romancing a Hollywood star and Taylor is not the main female in his life.”
“Taylor is banking on Ethel’s approval for a marriage, and then she’ll have Conor’s baby. She can’t wait to cradle that baby – it would be her passport into Kennedy history,” declared the insider. And Conor? “He thinks they’ll split their time between Massachusetts and Nashville and that they’ll live happily ever after. But he hasn’t even started college yet!”
This would be one of the rare Enquirer stories that I totally believe. Maybe the Kennedys will be able to keep Taylor out of the family, maybe one of Taylor’s people will talk some sense into her, but I can definitely see her thinking this way, and I can, without a shadow of a doubt, see her trying on wedding dresses at this very moment. She’s just the kind of girl who dates an 18-year-old high school senior for a month and a half and then starts planning the wedding, you know?