So did Instagram’s stock just drop, like, thirty percent over the last few days or what? I’m kidding. I don’t know if Instagram is even a publicly-traded entity. I just like pretending that I know lots about the stock market and linking its downtrends with Lindsay Lohan in whatever way I can (on a for-realsies note, I was a securities analyst-in-training in a different life. No joke. I left the business for the wide, ever-changing world of gossip-writing, and I do not regret it one. single. bit).
Seriously, though, Lindsay Lohan needs to lay off the Instagram. It doesn’t make her cheap red hair look any better, and the cloudiness in every single one of her photos only succeeds in making me think “coke cloud,” and when you’re trying to salvage your career, the last thing you want to be associated with is a coke cloud (which was initially typed ‘cock cloud’, and yes yes yes I love that way more).
Moral of the story? You can crop and edit and apply as many filters as you like—once you’re the Kraken Cracken, no amount of digital manipulation is going to make you look better to the naked eye, girl.
What do you guys think about Lindsay’s “red” “hair”?
In all honesty, she should shave it to let it grow healthy and strong again. All the bleaching plus the extensions have probably damaged it badly. I think she’d look good with a nice pixie crop. I just feel sorry because she had such a good future before her and now she doesn’t even look like she used to, and nobody takes her seriously.
Totally agree with Mireeeee, I think she could rock a Mia Farrow-pixie like
How is it that people don’t realize how stupid they look when they take pictures of themselves in the mirror?
Oh, look at me copping a pose… just ignore my arm stretched up spastically to take the shot and flash our eyes blind.