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Well This Was Expected

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I mean, everyone always knew that Amanda Bynes was probably wasted when she Tweeted half of the things she’s Tweeted, so why would anyone be surprised that she does everything else drunk, like driving? Or, you know, being pulled over not because she was swerving or for a routine check, but because she sideswiped a police car? That’s talent, girl.

From TMZ:

Law enforcement sources tell us, Bynes was attempting to pass a cop car in her black BMW … when she sideswiped the right rear panel of the vehicle. She was pulled over and cops determined she was not fit to be behind the wheel.

We’re told the 26-year-old actress was busted at 3 AM … she’s still behind bars.

According to her booking sheet, Bynes is 5’7″ and 125 lbs. Her bail has been set at $5,000.

Bynes has been frequenting the Hollywood party scene recently, hitting up several clubs over the last few weeks.

So this is what B-list child celebrities do when they’re “retired,” eh? This, and dodging police who pull you over for talking on your cell phone whilst driving? That, too? I don’t know, guys. I fully expect this chick to go flying off the rails at the very next available moment. Really. I also fully expect the handbasket she’s riding in to collide with a police car, squawk about being retired and unretired, talk about the nuances of the African-American penis, and gain weight only in its face. That’s exactly how I expect it to turn out, and guys? Amanda’s never let us down before, you know.

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