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Viral Video: Alicia Silverstone Chews Up Kid’s Food, Regurgitates It Into Its Mouth

OK, this shit is nasty. For the last g-ddamned time, we are not animals, we should not eat each other, and we should definitely not chew our cud and feed our kids like f-cking birds. Or cows. Because? All together now: WE ARE NOT F-CKING ANIMALS.

Alicia Silverstone is under fire for posting this video of her, obviously, chewing up her food and spitting it into her son’s mouth. Doctors have immediately responded, saying that she’s gross and f-cked in the head and people should never, ever feed another person from their mouths:

Dr. Jennifer Landa, M.D Chief Medical Officer of BodyLogicMD, told FOX411’s Pop Tarts column, “There are those who think that a mom chewing a baby’s food provides helpful enzymes from her mouth but it doesn’t seem like a hygienic practice. Various viruses and bacteria, but especially herpes virus, may be passed from mother to baby.”

Alicia had this to say, as if this business is normal in most worlds:

“I just had a delicious breakfast of miso soup, collards and radish steamed and drizzled with flax oil, cast iron mochi with nori wrapped outside, and some grated daikon. Yum! I fed Bear the mochi and a tiny bit of veggies from the soup…from my mouth to his. It’s his favorite…and mine. He literally crawls across the room to attack my mouth if I’m eating. This video was taken about a month or 2 ago when he was a bit wobbly. Now he is grabbing my mouth to get the food!”

First of all, I don’t even know what half of that food shit is. Second? Is this something we really want to be teaching a new generation, because I’m telling you right now – if some young shithead runs clear across a restaurant to attack my mouth while I’m eating because something I’ve got in there looks good, I don’t care who’s kid it is – they’re getting punched, dude.

But honestly. Messed up or not messed up? Does this chick have perfect teeth? No open sores in her mouth? No cavities, no chance that there could be any kind of infection or bacteria or disease breeding in there? Damn. Because if so, she’s got a leg to stand on (unless she wants to chew that up and spit it out, too), even though … never mind. No she doesn’t. This is flat-out disgusting and I just cannot wait to hear what the general response is going to be to this. Is this supposed to be part of her “famed” Kind Diet?

So much for dinner.

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  • that kid is so fucked. he’ll probably kill his mother or himself as soon as he realizes what she does to him. as if it wasn’t bad enough to call him bear.fuckery.

  • I cant….I just CAN’T with this woman! For fucks sake, lady. The memory of Cher is just dead to me now.

  • Why does she even do this? Does she think this is a “natural” and “most healthy” way to feed a kid or something? I thought the raw food for babies thing was dumb but this is just ridiculous.

  • If she doesn’t have herpes, it’s not hurting him. I guess it is smarter and better to go buy hundreds of jars full of preservatives so that the Gerber family can make piles of money though. Land fills are no problem and it makes me feel icky to imagine- so it clearly is the better choice to do it the way most other Americans do.

    • Ya know, you can make homemade baby food that doesn’t involve regurgitation. It’s called a food processor, and I’m sure she owns one.

  • I would never personally do this but I really don’t see what the big fucking deal is here. I am sure she wouldn’t be doing it if she did have some kind of disease that is transmittable in that way.

    You know, just because something is different, doesn’t mean it is bad or wrong. Maybe you should try being a little more open minded.

    •’s disgusting. That’s the big fucking deal. Would you eat food that was chewed up and spit into your mouth by your mother? Probably not. So why is it okay to make a kid do it?

      • Meh is right. Don’t cop this up to being “open minded”…you should know that some viruses and bacteria lay dormant in some people but can flare up in others, especially kids. So yea, it is a fucking big deal even if she doesn’t have any diseases, which you can’t even testify to because you don’t even know so shut the fuck up.

        Why is everyone so quick to defend behavior that is abnormal simply because it isn’t the norm? You fucking hipsters, get a job.

  • I have a problem with the “delicious breakfast of miso soup, collards and radish steamed and drizzled with flax oil, cast iron mochi with nori wrapped outside, and some grated daikon.” part. WTF happened to porridge or mashed bananas?

  • Well, she’s just given “Bear” a nice moment to be embarassed about when he gets older. And if she’s feeding him that stuff, I bet he’s a joy to clean up after when changing his diaper.

  • Am I the only one not worried about the viruses and more about this kid’s future human interactions? Shet, he’s gonna be a fun dinner date.

  • I always find it interesting that people have such a huge issue with this but have no problem feeding their infants jarred chemical filled baby food. Its bizarre. Who gives a shit? This isn’t how she always feeds her kid- its something they do. My son is the exact same age and tries to steal food out of my mouth ALL THE TIME. She probably thought it was cute and encouraged it. If you’re a parent and don’t get that ‘concept’ you aren’t too involved in your kids.