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Quotables: Joan Rivers Sh-t All Over Angelina Jolie’s Leg

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“Angelina Jolie looked like a fool the way she posed. She took herself right out of that superstar category because you now realize she stands in front of a mirror to figure out what she looks like. Have you ever seen anybody stand with their hand on a hip with a leg thrown out to open an envelope? No, and you want to say, ‘You idiot! You’ve brought us back to the fact that you used to wear blood around your neck and French kiss your brother!’”

Oh dear. That day has finally come. It’s the day that I have to say – about Joan Rivers, nonetheless – “Can I get an amen?” Because seriously. Yeah, I said the other day that I didn’t watch the Oscars, and the first time I heard about stupid Angelina Jolie‘s stupid leg was from our girl Jenn, and my immediate reaction was “How stupid. How … weird and cartoonish and cheap.” And though I generally think Joan Rivers is part Neanderthal, she (and her caveman-looking daughter) is totally on point with this one. What did Melissa have to say? Well, this:

“She demystified herself and it’s unfortunate because it always looked so effortless, and you think how can one person be so glamorous? It’s because she practices!”

See? I knew there was kind of something to that evolution thing. They get smarter and smarter every passing year. Maybe it’s time to start reconsidering everything we ever knew!

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  • I love—L-O-V-E—Joan. I love how un-PC she is. I wish more people in the media/entire world were so un-PC (and didn’t apologize for it).
    What I don’t love about Joan: Melissa. ugh.

  • I love Joan Rivers. I met her when I was younger and had no idea who she was and she is just the nicest lady. I also think she’s hilarious.

    however, while Angelina did look weird posing like that while opening the envelope and what have you, the pictures with her leg like that look really good and it is probably exactly what the dress designer asked her to do. I don’t know it didn’t bother me. I thought the dress looked good.

  • I have to agree that the dress was MADE for leg flaunting, and if you got it Rock it. I think it shows she’s got a sense of humor and is not all ashamed of her body. (She is a bit thin for my taste) So I say good for her!

  • Angie just bought herself a few more months of love from her fawning groupies in the entertainment industry. That should cover her when her next movie bombs.

  • Uh, pretty sure she was doing it to be cheeky and giving what the photogs “asked for”. I thought it was nice to see her be fun and silly.

    Additionally, do you really think celebrities don’t usually pose in front of mirrors? I bet there isn’t a single person who is considered a celebrity who doesn’t practice posing for red carpet crap, and that includes all the effortless beauties like Angelina.