(I tried to give this post an optimistic title.)
Giuliana Rancic---who was diagnosed with breast cancer in mid-October---finally went through with it Tuesday evening. That's right: she had a double mastectomy.
Rancic underwent a double lumpectomy in October, but the surgery wasn't completely successful. Ugh, I can't imagine the grief of making that kind of decision. (On the bright side, she apparently opted for reconstructive surgery, so maybe we'll see her with an amped-up chest soon. Y...
Thank goodness, right? Because there was a good chance that she wouldn't. If you'll remember, Lindsay missed her plane back to L.A. after she lost her expensive purse filled with money and important documents in Hawaii. She was supposed to be on Ellen to debut that Playboy cover that we've all already seen, but in an unsurprising display of unprofessionalism, she didn't make it. My money (but not my $10,000 in my $5,000 purse) was on Lindsay missing her court date today as well, but I was wr...
Is there a girl in the room who didn't want to be Anna Chlumsky in the early nineties present? If so, I'm calling you out right now: you're either a liar, or you have no idea who she is. And if you have no idea who she is, that's no excuse, either. We live in a modern society of instant f-cking gratification. Get your ass to Blockbuster or Red Box or Netflix or something and FIND My Girl. You'll get to relive your pre-adolescence all over again, and what's better than that, huh?
I'll tell you...
Seriously, right? Is she supposed to not Tweet her moroseness 'til this whole thing blows over?
Honestly, though, I hear her. People are seriously snarking out over the fact that she hasn't changed her handle from MrsKutcher to, what ... I don't even know. AngryLadyWithTooMuchBodilyPlastic or something? The ink on the preliminary divorce decree probably hasn't even dried yet, and yet her followers think that her Twitter name is a priority right now.
Come on. We're talking a mature, mature w...
No, they're not! I'm completely kidding. I mean, she'd probably look OK if she put on, say, thirty pounds, but she's swimming in those bell-bottomed pants (are those even in anymore? I've spent so much time in yoga pants and sweatpants that I just don't even know fashion anymore), and the ... wait, are those the same pants from 5-7-9 that I had to buy when I worked as a cashier at a grocery store in high school?
Ha, no way. You know they don't sell size -.01244 at stores like 5-7-9. Come on now....
Lindsay Lohan BAILED. [The Superficial]
Is this the hottest Leonardo DiCaprio's been in a decade? [Lainey Gossip]
What A-list actor's new movie is a complete bomb? [Starpulse]
Verne Troyer goes bowling with a ball three times the size of his head. [TMZ]
Celebrity Bikini Bodies: GUESS WHO. [Socialite Life]
What Tina Turner looks like today. [Seriously OMG]
Check out Kelly Clarkson's new thang. [theBERRY]
Guy Ritchie wasted, embarrassing. [Celebslam]
20 Reasons Why Dogs Hate ...
"[Being on Law & Order: SVU] was so awful. So stupid. People are obsessed with that show. I don't get it. Me and my boyfriend—although I don't look old enough to have a boyfriend—went and beat up these fat people, and at the end of the show you find out that I used to be obese and I hate fat people. It's ridiculous. Who would ever do that? Who would beat someone up because they're fat? And as retribution, they sodomized her. I mean, I've been sodomized since the beginning of my career. I shoul...
At first glance, my girl Scarlett looks fab from afar - didn't Clueless coin that phrase as a "Monet" or something? Something that looks amazing from a distance, but really looks like hot mess hell
up close. But as you get a clearer and clearer picture of what's going on up in Scarlett's grill, you can see that things are kind of amiss. Or a mess, depending on how blatant you take your insults:
Oh, girl, let's take a closer look:
So, OK. I should give her credit and props and wh...
Selena Gomez is proposing to Justin Bieber. [The Superficial]
2012's Most Anticipated Films. [Lainey Gossip]
Fantasia gave birth to the baby of the lover she did not sleep with. [Bossip]
Season 12's Biggest Loser before and after photos. [Starpulse]
What J. Lo bought her new boyfriend. [TMZ]
Lindsay Lohan bailed on her Ellen interview. [The Blemish]
What the hell is up with Natalie Portman's face? [theBERRY]
Matt Damon starts a new Hollywood feud. [Huff Po]
What female celebrity is reading self-help books about love? [Hollywood Dame]
Who is "the world's greatest musica...
I have so many emotions about this movie, you guys. Just so many. I mean, did you see that trailer? Honestly, did you watch it? Tom Cruise's hair? Alec Baldwin's hair? The entire concept of the movie? I just can't, I can't. This is exactly what I felt when Mamma Mia came out: equal amounts of disgust and intrigue, with sprinklings of disappointment and shame. These feelings are only magnified by the presence of Tom Cruise.
What about you? Are you excited about this? If so, were you also excited about Footloose? Because if both of those things are true, then we need to have a good long talk about good judgement and taste. />
I have so many emotions about this movie, you guys. Just so many. I mean, did you see that trailer? Honestly, did you watch it? Tom Cruise's hair? Alec Baldwin's hair? The entire concept of the movie? I just can't, I can't. This is exactly what I felt when Mamma Mia came out: equal amounts of disgust and intrigue, with sprinklings of disappointment and shame. These feelings are only magnified by the presence of Tom Cruise.
What about you? Are you excited about this? If so, were yo...
(I tried to give this post an optimistic title.)
Giuliana Rancic---who was diagnosed with breast cancer in mid-October---finally went through with it Tuesday evening. That's right: she had a double mastectomy.
Rancic underwent a double lumpectomy in October, but the surgery wasn't completely successful. Ugh, I can't imagine the grief of making that kind of decision. (On the bright side, she apparently opted for reconstructive surgery, so maybe we'll see her with an amped-up chest soon. Y...
Thank goodness, right? Because there was a good chance that she wouldn't. If you'll remember, Lindsay missed her plane back to L.A. after she lost her expensive purse filled with money and important documents in Hawaii. She was supposed to be on Ellen to debut that Playboy cover that we've all already seen, but in an unsurprising display of unprofessionalism, she didn't make it. My money (but not my $10,000 in my $5,000 purse) was on Lindsay missing her court date today as well, but I was wr...
Is there a girl in the room who didn't want to be Anna Chlumsky in the early nineties present? If so, I'm calling you out right now: you're either a liar, or you have no idea who she is. And if you have no idea who she is, that's no excuse, either. We live in a modern society of instant f-cking gratification. Get your ass to Blockbuster or Red Box or Netflix or something and FIND My Girl. You'll get to relive your pre-adolescence all over again, and what's better than that, huh?
I'll tell you...
Seriously, right? Is she supposed to not Tweet her moroseness 'til this whole thing blows over?
Honestly, though, I hear her. People are seriously snarking out over the fact that she hasn't changed her handle from MrsKutcher to, what ... I don't even know. AngryLadyWithTooMuchBodilyPlastic or something? The ink on the preliminary divorce decree probably hasn't even dried yet, and yet her followers think that her Twitter name is a priority right now.
Come on. We're talking a mature, mature w...
No, they're not! I'm completely kidding. I mean, she'd probably look OK if she put on, say, thirty pounds, but she's swimming in those bell-bottomed pants (are those even in anymore? I've spent so much time in yoga pants and sweatpants that I just don't even know fashion anymore), and the ... wait, are those the same pants from 5-7-9 that I had to buy when I worked as a cashier at a grocery store in high school?
Ha, no way. You know they don't sell size -.01244 at stores like 5-7-9. Come on now....
Lindsay Lohan BAILED. [The Superficial]
Is this the hottest Leonardo DiCaprio's been in a decade? [Lainey Gossip]
What A-list actor's new movie is a complete bomb? [Starpulse]
Verne Troyer goes bowling with a ball three times the size of his head. [TMZ]
Celebrity Bikini Bodies: GUESS WHO. [Socialite Life]
What Tina Turner looks like today. [Seriously OMG]
Check out Kelly Clarkson's new thang. [theBERRY]
Guy Ritchie wasted, embarrassing. [Celebslam]
20 Reasons Why Dogs Hate ...
"[Being on Law & Order: SVU] was so awful. So stupid. People are obsessed with that show. I don't get it. Me and my boyfriend—although I don't look old enough to have a boyfriend—went and beat up these fat people, and at the end of the show you find out that I used to be obese and I hate fat people. It's ridiculous. Who would ever do that? Who would beat someone up because they're fat? And as retribution, they sodomized her. I mean, I've been sodomized since the beginning of my career. I shoul...
At first glance, my girl Scarlett looks fab from afar - didn't Clueless coin that phrase as a "Monet" or something? Something that looks amazing from a distance, but really looks like hot mess hell
up close. But as you get a clearer and clearer picture of what's going on up in Scarlett's grill, you can see that things are kind of amiss. Or a mess, depending on how blatant you take your insults:
Oh, girl, let's take a closer look:
So, OK. I should give her credit and props and wh...
Selena Gomez is proposing to Justin Bieber. [The Superficial]
2012's Most Anticipated Films. [Lainey Gossip]
Fantasia gave birth to the baby of the lover she did not sleep with. [Bossip]
Season 12's Biggest Loser before and after photos. [Starpulse]
What J. Lo bought her new boyfriend. [TMZ]
Lindsay Lohan bailed on her Ellen interview. [The Blemish]
What the hell is up with Natalie Portman's face? [theBERRY]
Matt Damon starts a new Hollywood feud. [Huff Po]
What female celebrity is reading self-help books about love? [Hollywood Dame]
Who is "the world's greatest musica...