I don’t know if anyone in the world still has the need to cut loose, footloose, but if you do, I’d love to hear about it. Especially after seeing this horrendous trailer. Personally, my only experience with Footloose was a misguided dance routine everyone in the eighth grade had to do at my middle school and countless Kevin Bacon jokes from one of my bros, but I’m thinking about boycotting this movie. Just because Kevin Bacon deserves better.
Are you planning on checking out this here film? Even better, can you guess which timeless treasure Hollywood will destroy next?