I know. You guys probably think I’m obsessed with nude photos of celebrities, but you want to know something? If I am, I’m not the only one. You cannot IMAGINE the search terms that some of our traffic is generated from through Google and what not. It’s unbelievable. And in some cases, unrepeatable, for the sake of going to jail. Some of the things that people Google, and thus, land on our page, is illegal in 48 states. I know this for a fact, and these are your peers, guys. They say there’s a market for everything, and dadgum. They sure were right.
Anyway, here’s a photo of Amber Heard‘s tatas. They’re after the jump, NSFW, and really not all that impressive. But like I’ve always said, I’ll take a half-assed nip shot over no nip shot any day, you feel me?
Well, no, actually I don’t “feel you” on this because pictures of naked chicks don’t interest me. What DOES interest me is how horrendously awful her writing is. It borders on the Courtney Stodden level. It’s THAT bad, pretentious and stupid.
Sad gay grammar Nazi.
Molested by your English teacher????????
I prefer “educator.”
Her hand writing looks OK to me.
Nudes should be seen and not heard.
These have been around forever. They are photos by her photographer girlfriend. Art. They are beautiful and grow up if you can’t handle boobies anymore.
What? There’s text!?