It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Selena Gomez-Nicki Minaj-Katy Perry-Taylor Swift photo: Jak
“iBlow. iSuck. iPop. iWatch.”
First runner-up: Queasy
“Taylor wondered why Katy had brought a Nicki Minaj sex doll to the AMAs instead of Russell.”
Second runner-up: Chris321
“The girls looked on in horror as the crew of 40-something men stripped down to thier underwear. Taylor was concerned about Nicki’s wig falling off with all the shock.”
Congrats to Jak! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
“I’m Siiiiiiiiiiiiingin’ in the rain! Just Siiiiiiiiiiingin’ in the rain! What a glorious feelin’ I’m Kiefffffffer!
Fans gather at the airport in order to give thanks to, Justin Biebers grandfather.
The hat had looked perfectly straight to Keifer when he put it on ten drinks ago
Oh, and I thought that was a girl behind me.
Kiefer: Whoopsie…I just farted.
blonde girl: oh god who fed that freak cabbage.
brunette: thank ga I’m not that blonde girl.
“what gay hat?” noooo…
Kiefer: Yeah, my hat it cool, thanks!
Blonde girl: His hat is gay! Don’t encourage him.
Brunette girl: Must not be seen in the vicinity of the hat, yeah I’ll duck out of the frame. Hopefully I’m out of camera rage now.
Dude! I just got the role of Uncle Charlie in the My Three Sons remake!!
Watch me do my best Jason Mraz impression everybody.